That clip above is parental controlled and we cannot foresee what happens if you got not youtube-account and cannot prove that you’re 18+. So at that point we warn you: if you’re soft, wait some hours for the next article to read.

But we do not care about underaged grrls reading the blog, that got no clue of faking an ID or (a ton easier) faking your age2.0. Furthermore we got no clue why this clip should be protected from kids. My 12 year old sister outlines for you after the jump: show

If you got curious, login on youtube or (if your mother blocked your mailaccount) ask us for our login-data. If not, you easily can grab the remix in not-parental-controlled-mp3-format, below:

Mediafire: Bloc Party - Signs (Armand Van Helden Remix)

I had an email-conversation with a guy about what it is like being hipster, a hipster, the feeling of being a hipster and if we’re hipster runoff 3.9

Guy
i was just reading your blog again and saw in the contact contense that one of your member’s name is Mi-nou…
is she/he (more she for me right now haha) korea (if yes it could be also a male’s name O.o)…
anyways im asking cos its so similar to my name haha

TFL
nou, sry for disappointing you. she’s no korean.

maybe she’s a male captured in a body of a korean broad?
or maybe someones daughter captured in a body of someone’s son?!

or maybe it is you, nou?

aren’t we all brothers…from different mothers?

holla, who the hell knows?
thefastlife standing amazed in front of a sea of questions, waiting for the wind bringing the answers…

thx for making me think and write poems now!

Guy
haha ^^
youre making it quite to a big deal not to be notified eh?

do you have a DJ team or was any of you playing at relais on frieday?
it was fucking amazing <3 and the tecktonik kids were great ^^

<3 luv luv

TFL
yes, we’re just tiny cute kidz being the slaves of an industry!
we’re not necessary if the only necessity is the stuff we’re sharing.

we’re random.
we’re all nations.
we give readers a hug and a kiss to bed them into the night.

Guy
yer not tiny :O!
the pictures on your myspace profile proove it!

still it’d be funn.e to know who you are xD
berlin is full of pete doherty nerds (please indie..die xD)
and uhm dunno the real good elektro isnt played here :/ i feel so bored here if theres no special DJ around xD

oh besides xDDD kahahaha i read some comments on your fastlife blog and it sounds like you want to be alt alt hipsters haha and maybe youre reading too much of the runoff blog (well im not better) hahaha

anyways -.-
rave rave and write more good stuff and be more poetic haha
or should i say… teck teck..tonik?… O.o

TFL
we’re runoff 3.0
we are no hipsters.
we hate hipsters.
can we hate ppl reading our blog?
are we responsible for the fact that just hipsters read us?
the pictures are stolen.

we’re nothing than somebody writing about something, that is not from us.
good electro is rare, my son.
not only in brln.
but for you, we give everything to find the best stuff played live in bln. in fact, it is seldom that we could be around there and have a quite nice prty.

cheers.
sending sunbeams from our HQ 2 your HQ.

Guy
bzzt bzzt thx for enlightenin and warm beeeeeeamzzz

so yer runoff 3.0 xD
well isnt beeing a hipster the meaning of running off :/??
i mean oke to say “im a hipster” now is total mainstream cos everyones tryin to be a hipster so i think its normal that you say that you aint.
but aint it about beeing a tru or untru hipster?…like the guy from hipsterrunoff always…beeing alt alt or alt mainstream :/ oke im not a big fan of hipsterrunoff but it amuses me how ppl think to be alt haha

ah dunno i dont like this topic… be who you are and and that makes you human..nothing else haha

its seldom that your at parties or seldom at a good party? i dont rly got that…
im just making myself a good time with dancing like tecktonik (my few little moves xDD but ill practice haha) or poppin and wavin (which is more my dancestyle)

*buzzin the button-to-blow-off-the-clouds* >.<)-x

TFL
Be what u want 2 be is what it is all about nowadays.
Do we really h8 ppl or do we just pretend to cuz we’re bored kidz 2008?

the fact is that anyone is trying to be so individual and forget that we’re all one and should tell ourselves sometimes that we like each other and are not the jealous modern persons we pretend 2 be.

we dig individuals, but we also see that not every individual is so individual like he wants 2 be.

not everyone who owns a mac is a dj. not everyone who owns a pencil is an artist. not everyone who owns a colored sweater is the boss the hood.

we’re seldom in bln and at good parties to dance like Lil’ Kids.

peng.

Now, is anyone still thinking, that we do not care 4 our readers, their lifes and their thoughts? You have sth on ur mind? You’ve got 2 know: we’re there 4 u!

To think about we share a lovely lively track with you from our good friends Oldschoolreunion to feel oldskool again!

Mediafire: Chic And The Tramp - Delorean (Oldschoolreunion Back To The Future 4 Remix)

Hi mamas and papas,
you know I sometimes got hard problems to synchronize my brain with the movement of my fingers. And reverse. It’s like chronic tremor. It was around 11am (Estonia Time) when I deleted all my Inbox, with more than some unread mails.

There were a lot of unread/unlistened stuff amongst the deleted, so i hope, if you’re one of these unread senders, you could pardon me and give me a 2nd chance!

Here is what I wanted you to do:
If you wrote me mails, especially within the last 2 weeks: could you pardon me for not answering?
If you do: could you pardon me a 2nd time and send them again?

I am down a little and drop off my chair every twenty-2nd minute. I do appreciate, if you want to send me cash or loveletters to make me feel better. You know, this is my mail: teenmillionaire@thefastlife.org

xoxo,
your Millionaire.

We got mobile love from Joe Castagna. This Joe seems to know us! Does iphone users are forced to write without T9? Forgive him for his spelling mistakes!

1) Should we have more Indie-Posts?
2) Is Joe the best proof, that TheFastLife is just one person?
3) Is this the best proof, that we are UK?
4) Or do you see too many errors in our vocabulary to stand this speculation?
5) Should we write “idiotic” with “d” instead of “t”?
6) Are we blond leading manufactures for sunglasses, in real life?
7) Should we start writing from our mobiles too?
8) Would you excuse our spelling mistakes?
9) Should I start programming the blog-design with my new cell phone?
10) Did we paid Joe for this words?
11) Do you read our Rss?

Okay, it’s time to confess. We all got hard jobs and are hard, rough, tall men and women. One of us is a professional gymnast, the other a foot-model, we got authors spending their time on working for biggest shipping companies guaranteeing safe transports of diamonds, another girl is the leader of the cockfighting scene in Middle Europe, we are freelancing copywriters of all social levels. In our spare time we love to show our cracks, placing unbelieveable idiotic beds, starting trouble in Over-60-Clubs and earning some cash by selling used bullets and tickets on the street!

But there’re little moments where anybody of us gets weak, where anybody is asking himself for his place to be, for his addicition in anything. To live through this situation the one buys Australian parrots to teach them speaking, the others pass out on any event they can, being too old for an underaged affair, but still stealing all that unnecessary stuff they do not need. You know, that kids palming some good vinyls of bad filthy new-rich djs, even they got no record player home.

All what is left today is, that we got tons of questions to ask you:

1) Is anybody reading that stuff we’re writing?
2) Or are you downloading nerds hunting for the links cause on any other page the files were lapsed?
3) Should we tell our mothers what we’re doing?
4) Do you trust us?
5) Should we finally show our faces?
6) Is there some place in this ruff fast time for showing feelings and doing what we want to do?!
7) Do you forgive us for blogging about all that nonsense we’re loving?
8) Do you trust anybody?
9) Should we reveal our true age?
10) Do you think we’re illegal immigrants?
11) You’d love to have some postal adress to blackmail us?
12) Do you think we’re in the higher game? Or still too underground?
13) Are you interested in meeting us live to check out our streetcredibilities?
14) Should we explain what a real underground is?
15) Do you got an Australian Parrot? Is he talking with you?
16) Should we pay our bills to the industry?
17) Should we stop writing? Just posting the links to feed the crowd speechless?
18) Do you want us to write in more than one language?
19) Do you love to have a postal adress to write us love-letters in more than one language?
20) Do you think we sold our souls?
21) Should we go to hell for what we’re doing?
22) Do you want to see our cracks while placing exorbitant beds on old horses?
23) Do you think our life is just a research?
24) Are we underaged shoplifters for our older friends, even we know that they ain’t our real friends, that they just take advantage of our springlike innocent boyhood?!
25) Are we the two of “This Weeks High 5″ ?
26) Do you think we got a life?
27) Do you believe we’re just one?
28) Do you think we’re pro-graphic-designers and/or hardline journalists!?
29) Do you fancy that I needed over 3hours for this text?
30) Do you think we’re drugged up and crocked all day?

To get more peeps on the post we’re going to post some high ranked mp3s for all of that blog aggregator visitors. For proving our fondly intents I’ll write : ) and <3 and ; ) and LOL and ROFL and no diggity. Check them tracks, they're superhot even without writing a million-letter-long lines about 'em. We hope the artists pardon us!

zShare: Justice Vs Transformer - DVNO
zShare: Santogold - Say Aha

Miss Mercy rewarded me with new De:Bug Issue, that is out for shortest time. By buying you become rewareded with a high quantity and quality of interesting stuff in various fields of knowledge.

Next to 4pages 2007-lovies Daft Punk, who were interviewed again, you can have a review about homeland, overseas and voyages of Sigur Ros, the sailors, that set sail from fairyland or read an article about spotting graffiti and streetstuff via google.earth oder google.maps. Readers also get well-informed in seeing Raz Ohara coming back or - if you prefer getting into fashion - about the new collection of Patrik Söderstam (the friend of Henrik Vibskov, the drummer of Trentemöller).

De:Bug has got a little extra for you: because it’s christmas as soon as possible they want to present you, if you take the time to complete their poll of 2007.

Second time “Rakete” this week, but a completely different business:
No long time ago we wrote, that old friend Thorsten Solin opened a new gallery in Berlin, named “Rakete Berlin”. Last week photographer Jim Rakete started to front them not to use his name for “pornographic material”. What cheek! Read the article by clicking the image above or here. Get your own opinion or write Jim, actual Günther, an email to muenzing@eyed.de

I used to be a fan of typo-video’s without any storyline.
You remember that pulp-fiction-dialog of Jarratt Moody!? Now it’s Citizen Cope’s song “Let the Drummer Kick” that is typorized with After Effects, done by Artur Dimke // FH Muenster.

The Fast Life moved into the guestroom of a swedish blog-house for one night. You can enjoy a mix of different mp3-stuff (singles and mixes) i received from Niklas, member of music-blog Discobelle to write the first guest-column »We got mail«. Read it here.

Just a quick-info: I did some blog-improvements. The Navigate-Category on the left side is now called »Intern«. It fits better to the Thefastlife-own stuff, that is inside. Furthermore the »Friends«-Part is deleted, but a »Radio« -Link is inside, where you can load all past radioshows, that i found. Maybe you could be so kind and can help finding lost shows (or deleted ones on zshare). Last today i putted the Linklist into the sidebar for better finding. Just scroll down a little.

Bürgerrechtler rufen bundesweit zur Teilnahme an einer Demonstration gegen die ausufernde Überwachung durch Wirtschaft und Staat auf. Am Samstag, den 22. September 2007 werden besorgte Bürgerinnen und Bürger in Berlin unter dem Motto “Freiheit statt Angst - Stoppt den Überwachungswahn!” auf die Straße gehen. Treffpunkt ist der Pariser Platz (Brandenburger Tor) um 14.30 Uhr. Zur gemeinsamen Anreise gibt es mehrere Treffpunkte in Thüringen: 08:45 Uhr Hauptbanhof Erfurt und 08:45 Uhr Jena Paradies.

Mehr Informationen gibt es hier, hier, hier und hier.

How hot Jasmin did not forgot: Concerning to our long-time-ago article from thegirlnextdoor to BusBus126 she told us, today:
Soon in bookstores, release in October 2007. You might spend your cash for a book about 15 Berlin Writers called “Writing the memory of the city”, with Bus, Exot and other interesting teenagers. Smell a preview via Bordfunk and surf to Dokument.org if you’d like to have a voucher copy. 1207 is also worth to recommend. Uh, Berlin or Wufc, where’s going to go my pocket-money?! Thank you, Jasmin!

Morgen ist in Jena Fest der Völker! Mal wieder! Leider! Dabei handelt es sich um einen Aufmarsch von Rechten, welche sich aus ganz Europa zusammentrommeln um hier ihr verwirrtes Gedankengut auszutauschen und rechte Bands zu hören. Da wir ja noch nie nachvollziehen konnten, was die Jungs und Mädels in ihrer Sozialisation verpasst haben, bitten wir alle sich an den zahlreichen Aktionen im Stadtgebiet zu beteiligen. Mehr Infos zu den Gegenveranstaltungen gibt es hier und hier. Also werdet kreativ und gebt Euer Statement für Toleranz, Demokratie und eine offene Weltsicht!

WhooHaa! Es wird mal wieder Zeit für mich ein wenig italienischen Flavour in meinen Capuccino zu schütten! We`re out out out for the next week! Ciao Bella!

Das wars dann wohl. Mein LieblingsRio nahm am vergangenen Wochenende die letzte Platte von den Decks und schickte Berlins Mitte Familie samt Dazugehörwillige in einen veregnet-verpfützten Sonntagmorgen. Nun gehört das Rio also auch zur melancholisch-legendären Kategorie der “Weeßt de noch, damals…”-Klubs. Und tatsächlich endete hier eine kleine Ära des Berliner Nachtlebens. Wie kaum ein anderer aktueller Klub erzeugte das Rio diese exzessiv-getrashte und verschwitzte Atmosphäre, die für mich essentieller Bestandteil einer guten Party ist. So habe ich mich vor allem in die Location verliebt, dessen familiäre Größe und bröckelnder Charme kaum noch in Berlin zu finden ist. Zu dem kam die Musikmischung aus Avantgarde-Elektro live Acts und 90ths Retro Trash, welche durch lokale Tanzflächenmanager wie Fuck Hugo, Alan Always, Jack Tennis usw. ummantelt wurden. Man fragt sich, was mit all den Hipstern, Modeopfern und Spiegelnerds passiert, welche sich im Rio, mehr als irgendwo anders, ohne schräges Anstarren entfalten durften? Wohin zieht die Berliner Klubszene? Tendiert nicht gerade alles zum Großraum und aufpolierten Designerklub? Wo bleiben die kleinen verruchten Originale, in denen man ruhig herumexperimentieren kann und die gerade deswegen das Nachtleben der Hauptstadt so spannend machen? Das Rio war einmal! Das Rio war ein guter Klub! Ich war dabei! Was geht nächstes Wochenende?

die whitest boys haben am letzten samstag im berliner tape klub ihr tourneeabschlusskonzert gegeben. und ne riesen horde jungs und mädchen um sich gescharrt, die mit augen zu und dem gefühl endlich verstanden worden zu sein, 2 stunden konzentriert gelauscht und beschwingt gewippt haben. auch ich habe mich schlafen gestellt und bin von dieser traurig beschützenden, vanillig markanten, klar verschwitzen und brausig verschmitzten stimme geschnappt worden. neben neuen experimenten und älteren melodiebekannten, hat der whitest boy jede menge sympathiepunkte mit witz, schmutz und melancholie gehamstert. und mich am ende mit dem gefühl zurückgelassen, nen generationsversteher gefunden zu haben. einen der ohne viel gerede oder schnultz träume für unsere zukunft bastelt. der klar daherkommt mit all dem sozialen missverstehen und trotzdem mut auf unsere herzen träufelt. wir brauchen das. wir brauchen fantasie, realität und ne gefühlsbedienungsanleitung. danke!