Cazals got their new single ‘Somebody Somewhere’ out now on 7’’ and 12’’ (Kitsune). The 7” features the chiming guitars of new track ‘Success, whilst the 12’’ comes complete with some electronic madness in the form of remixes from Moulinex, Lifelike and Blamma! Blamma!

Kids, doesn’t that names sound nice in this 3-way? Do you want a sound to grab? Preview yourself by by by floating the u-ha! Moulinex! workover and prepare for the upcoming album “What Of Our Future” hitting any surface on May 26th!
You think Moulinex and Lifelike are on the top of highly-underrated-djs-with-skills-who-get-blogged? Maybe you’d love to give ‘em props/probs! You think Moulinex is sth that should stay in your kitchen?

Mediafire: Cazals - Somebody, Somewhere (Moulinex Remix)

If you’re a London crack and dig them, we got happy news. You got the chance to take advantage of Cazals celebrating the release of the album with a Launch Party at London’s Hoxton Bar & Grill. They gonna play live and there will be DJ sets by Lifelike, Gildas&Masaya, Jerry Bouthier and Luca C.

Cazals are currently on a UK Tour. Full dates are:

7 May – Leicester - Sumo
8 May – Hull – Welly Club
9 May – Swansea – Sin City
10 May – Southend - Chinnerys
13 May – Liverpool - Academy
14 May – Bedford - Esquires
24 May – Nottingham – Rescue Rooms
25 May – Bristol - Trinity
26 May – London Launch Party – Hoxton Bar & Kitchen

We dig the video, cuz André is in it! It’s a 25Mb big mov-file to grab.

image: Josh Sisk

He hails from the streets of Baltimore, MD & Queens, NY (2 Hustles in two Different Cities makes the china town bus a necessity) with a strong foundation of Hip Hop, Electro and Club. DLake wants you to get your sweaty asses down to the floor, not only staring at the ceiling, but perform a highly synchronized stepdance and bootyshaking to his finest selection of electronic beats and fondly editing of vocals.

Grab a variety of sounds and an alternation of entertaining compositions by detecting, that his latest album “Bmore Of a hipster v1.0″ with its 6 commanding tracks, is the best to listen to while you flaunt with your new sneakers or practice daunting behavior with your gang for any circumstance.

Don’t forget to support him, drop him some words and purchase the album on iTunes!

Mediafire: DLake & Curtis Vodka ft. Em.Benn - Transitute (Eat My)
Mediafire: DLake ft. JC & Demetrius - Diffibulator (Bird Peterson Remix)
Mediafire: Beastie Boys - Girls (DLake Remix)

Spanish mp3 website Buffetlibre got a new project in their 80s Cover Project called Rewind. Many known highranked names sharing their attendance, amongst others: Dragonette, Sidechains, The Toxic Avenger, Anoraak, Moulinex, Purple Crush, CFCF, Xinobi, Database, … to name just some.

Today they crash around with their latest glitter-car “Turn Your Love Around Benson”, as a re-edit of George Benson’s homonymous track, this time presented by Database to be part of Rewind project. They so hope you like it, we do! It is a blithely beaming soundtrack for a heady sun-dance.

Mediafire: Database - Turn Your Love Around Benson (Rewind Project)

These guys got ants in their pants. The Russian Federation is blowing westwards with an armada of

# Saint Petersburg floating on air,
# SPSM telling your heartbeat what to do,
# take an intermission!
# a flick, called “sofd bassline fingers the cheeky cheep”,
# get on my back and let us dance,
# if you want they can punch your eyeliner and lids to Nepal,
# melting kryptonite to shape midget-swarovsky-figures,
# wake up your sister with a big bang, rumms, ka-ching and kawoomm and
# destroy your make up, boy.

Grab four finest trashy electronic tunes to get your neighbors house shaking and your whole gang into a temper of leaving all mad behind and just dance their last liquid out of their body.

Mediafire: SPSM - Monstropop
Mediafire: Andrei Eleonora - Tell Me I Am Good (SPSM to 80s Remix)
Mediafire: Andrei Eleonora - He Was Too Good To Me (SPSM Remix)
Mediafire: Boys Noize - & Down (SPSM Up Remix)

Overmood did a good job by handling out their latest lo-fi electropoppy workover for Post-Punk The Banshee’s first single “Kicks Up” from their new Ep (dated the streets yesterday).

These 4 charming Italian studs from Alessandria suprise with a gem of how easygoing some stuff can sound. It’s like waking up in the morning and not thinking about stuff you do, you know these moments, where lying is absolutely impossible and being ashamed is a no-think-of-it, cause you’re still too out of it and in cure-mode. However, “Kicks Up” in the hands of Overmood is so lovely askew and discreet haunting, it has hardly potentiality to run all spring.

Mediafire: The Banshees - Kicks Up (Overmood Whatever Happened To You Remix)

If you mind Italy like we do and you dig these sunny boys and girls with extra-extra-large-sized sunglasses all day, wearing my new collection for Prada and Gucci, attended my courses how to behave most chivalrous at the beach, playing beach-volleyball and hit on all the blonde female tourists from the north, you might be a player to its best. Almost.

The best sniff into the harder Italian scene with lucky beepy funny noises, distorted melodies and rousing beats is, amongst a handpicked upper class of big names, our fulltime lovers 3 is a Crowd.

They got fresh more stuff, that wants to run up and down your speaker, your walls and ruins your brains by blasting funny breaks and chopped vocals with a love to richness in details listeners should feel. Pardon me, anyhow I had to laugh at any moments of hearing…to get to know me a little more: this is a compliment.

Mediafire: Alphabeat - 10000 Nights (3 Is A Crowd 10000 Nights Of Clubbing Remix)
Mediafire: Perturbazione - Nel Mio Scrigno (3 Is A Crowd Fortissimo Remix)
Mediafire: Perturbazione - Nel mio scrigno (3 Is A Crowd Pianissimo Remix)

You know guys with gleamy helmets, in fencing-masks, sweaty weightlifter-djs in wrestlingmasks, a couple to-be in ski masks (we heard they lost them yesterday after a gig), french graphic kids making music and not want to be maked out (for any known reasons), ugly clowns, bouncers with gotcha-face-protection…they all love to hide their faces behind their records and players.

But what about these German animals? Would you love to stroke them? Would you love to pick leaves from treetops and feed them with acacia? Would you prefer singing them sonic lovesongs in a sphere underneath 20Hz? Why do giraffes wear jackets? Do you want to kiss their long strong tongues? Would you break down brickwalls of your club just to let these 18 feet tall kids spin the needle and cut? Do you think they can stage-dive like back in 1997?

In either case you have to feel free to check out how giraffes behave behind monitors and mixers, how wildlife-gangs get the balls runnnig, please the crowd and rumor if Saint Pauli enjoy hot affairs in a zoo.

Mediafire: B52s - Juliette in the Spirits (Saint Pauli Remix)

A remix for (Rough Trade) Sono’s “Always something missing” by German S.O.N.G. was an enclosure slipping in, that made me drool over my keyboard, so there’re cereals between the V and B now, that are jammed. I try to write without these letters or have to copy’n paste ‘em. Or i send for my new Australian Parrot.

Is that a track you dig? Is this something you’d like to criticize? Is this to distorted for you? Is it 2006? Do you crack your whip? Would you hardly listen to, while preparing your face for the night?

Mediafire: Sono - Always something missing (S.O.N.G. Remix)

We received some sweet sweet mash-up by Alfredo Lapuz Jr. a.k.a Immuzikation.

Some mash-up for headached days, some mash-up for chilling, some mash-up for showing your adorable crush your stamp collection, some mash-up for digging out your worn out Adidas Superstars and baggypants, for posing in your block.

zShare: Immuzikation - Jeumie (Yelle vs. Weezer)
zShare: Immuzikation - Phantom II Men (Boys 2 Men vs. Justice)
zShare: Immuzikation - Sweet Young Angel (Feist vs. Burial vs. Jens Lekmen)
zShare: Immuzikation - Just A Friend With The Clap (Shirley Ellis vs. Biz Markie)

You know a feeling like

a) standing on the beach eye-catching the sea, without beach and sea?
b) coming home without a home?
c) wanting yourself having a dark mustache, oil your body, mute your cellphone and start trouble in your neighbourhood where the average-age is 53?!
d) hearing “Hypnotic Tango” by My Mine, but thousand times more street?
e) waking up at Saturday crack of dawn by the hand of your daddy, who wants to take you to hunt some hot red foxes?
f) eating nothing all day, stealing your mommas change for passing out as fast as you ever did?
g) making your little sister smile?
h) being the last person in an outdoor pool in July?
i) being the loser in your study class?
j) leaning back in a friends garden, listening to silence?
k) feeling the heartbeat and the pulse of your crush?

Amari Night Members Club serve you the soundtrack for feelings like that, and a lot of more. These track is highly recommended to any dreamful moment in your life.

zShare: Funkabit - Cardigan (Amari Night Members Club Rmx)

Remember Carlini?! Remember Carlini banging Ben Mono?!

This time Carlini suprises the spring with a remix for Londons The Kills, washing the “U.R.A. Fever”, crashing onto the street with a canny bumpy beats, a weird pulse to dance to, but definitely a piece of jewelry to ride to work with. Or go fishing. Or hunting. Or lumberjacking.

zShare: The Kills - U.R.A. Fever (Carlini Remix)

1st everlasting piece of gold is Moulinex’ Break Chops.

2nd step: Crookers got the hottest remix on Chromeo’s Fancy Footwork!

Hottest Minitel Rose rokkk themselves on the 3 by smashing the 80s feeling with “Continue”.

Calvin Harris got lifelong free entrance in my ears, this week with “Vegas” on 4th place.

Uffie’s new Banger “Robot Oeuf” is nothing you should miss. Learn how to pronounce # 5 this week.

Imagine your name is Ian, you’re single, living in a messed up flat together with your former best friend, called Spike, just because he has a beard like Jonze and today is the day to finally introduce your new beloved girl to your way of living.

May you cooked, may you cleaned all that dirt, may you took a shower and arranged everything in a complete flurry. You think about serving which vine, red or white? Sparkling? Dry? Sweet? Does she prefer nonalcoholic? Is she veggie? The moment where to think about: Would you come along without meat or just eating beef thievishly? What will you say at the door? Hug her? Give her a kiss on the cheek? On the forehead? On the hand? Give her a handshake? Give her 5? Kneel down and kiss her ring? Should she kneel down and kiss your ring? Better drug up yourself before and talk about “your former relationships, face-carnival and stress-incontinence”?

One of the most important things for a cushy vibe, as you could imagine, is the right tracks in your stereo. A record player has its pros and cons. Pro: Vinyl is always very charming and if the conversation runs bumpy you have a reason for standing up and loosen the situation by doing something different and let her think about what she said and should say. Con: If you’re successful, impress the lady and come closer there’s always that break after a few minutes. Or you get tensed when the record starts jumping. So why not preparing a tracklist, a burned cd or a mixtape: on the one hand you could choose dolce tracks and on the other - if the whole evening is a success - you got a perfect gift for your half-year-jubilee, you know with the words “Hey babe, you remember that sound where everything started?!”.

What we want to give you on the way: 2 tracks that might find a top place in a tracklist like that, remixes she might not know, have not heard yet by Berlins enchanter Jack Tennis. The Tellier-workover is a self-propellent jewelry, Jack gave it an absolute “black” smooth feeling. The second one is a pitching of Neonman’s “Nightclubbing”, 5 gentle minutes reminding a little of a voyage to the beach in the 60s.

zShare: Sebastian Tellier - Kilometer (Jack Tennis Remix)
zShare: Neonman - Nightclubbing (Jack Tennis Remix)

Tellier says to his “Kilometer”:

“It’s a representation of the endurance and sexual stamina. This song is cold and German sounding, because that’s my vision of the sexual, German way.”

Hum, why not?! Give yourself a try…and if you become engaged send us the tracklist of your mix-cd, we hardly want to publish them!

Go kid, get the Indiana style of waiting on a bus stop! The Indiana style of cruising around on your flossy bike and smashing shopwindows, of praying in a church, of relaxing with your mother on the couch, of heading over to a party with nothing on ya, except of your silken shorts and a new haircut, of totally skewing your sweaty body on the dancefloor together with your gang. The Indiana style of making the most of nothing, of preparing breakfast, of flexing your muscles, of stepping up jumping back, of feelin what you don’t, of blind-dating a shark, of feeling an unexpected climax, of praising and yelling what it’s all about in a hysterical sovereign moment at 2am in a crowd of dance-crazy hardliners who gone crackers.

Michael “Fluffy” Flufftronix punched a blast of 2 explosions into your room, reflecting the feeling of a vis-à-vis with a white shark and one of the greatest workovers for Dead Prez’ “It’s bigger than Hip Hop”, so I would really write a hundred sentences in a row, that I have to catch these tracks live. We’re so addicted, but hard ruff Miamibasslines and a soft gradient mood in a track is hardly irresistible. And Flufftronix seems to have golden hands to pitch heaven on the dancefloor into 4 minutes!

Mediafire: Flufftronix - Shark Attack (Ruff Cut)
Mediafire: Dead Prez - Bigger Than Hip-Hop (Flufftronix Ghetto House Refix)

If you’re a lover kid (what we highly recommend) go, get the high-quality version for a little fund on Fluffy-Blog via paypal or get it from Snocap on thee myspace page to raise his booking/promotion company Rad Summer. Everybody should deeply wish to have that boy pressing Ep’s forever!

You are welcome to share this boy, these new bangers, his “old” tracks with all of your friends, he’s the reason for burning unique CD’s for beloved persons again, they should cherish their whole lifetime.

Okay, it’s time to confess. We all got hard jobs and are hard, rough, tall men and women. One of us is a professional gymnast, the other a foot-model, we got authors spending their time on working for biggest shipping companies guaranteeing safe transports of diamonds, another girl is the leader of the cockfighting scene in Middle Europe, we are freelancing copywriters of all social levels. In our spare time we love to show our cracks, placing unbelieveable idiotic beds, starting trouble in Over-60-Clubs and earning some cash by selling used bullets and tickets on the street!

But there’re little moments where anybody of us gets weak, where anybody is asking himself for his place to be, for his addicition in anything. To live through this situation the one buys Australian parrots to teach them speaking, the others pass out on any event they can, being too old for an underaged affair, but still stealing all that unnecessary stuff they do not need. You know, that kids palming some good vinyls of bad filthy new-rich djs, even they got no record player home.

All what is left today is, that we got tons of questions to ask you:

1) Is anybody reading that stuff we’re writing?
2) Or are you downloading nerds hunting for the links cause on any other page the files were lapsed?
3) Should we tell our mothers what we’re doing?
4) Do you trust us?
5) Should we finally show our faces?
6) Is there some place in this ruff fast time for showing feelings and doing what we want to do?!
7) Do you forgive us for blogging about all that nonsense we’re loving?
8) Do you trust anybody?
9) Should we reveal our true age?
10) Do you think we’re illegal immigrants?
11) You’d love to have some postal adress to blackmail us?
12) Do you think we’re in the higher game? Or still too underground?
13) Are you interested in meeting us live to check out our streetcredibilities?
14) Should we explain what a real underground is?
15) Do you got an Australian Parrot? Is he talking with you?
16) Should we pay our bills to the industry?
17) Should we stop writing? Just posting the links to feed the crowd speechless?
18) Do you want us to write in more than one language?
19) Do you love to have a postal adress to write us love-letters in more than one language?
20) Do you think we sold our souls?
21) Should we go to hell for what we’re doing?
22) Do you want to see our cracks while placing exorbitant beds on old horses?
23) Do you think our life is just a research?
24) Are we underaged shoplifters for our older friends, even we know that they ain’t our real friends, that they just take advantage of our springlike innocent boyhood?!
25) Are we the two of “This Weeks High 5″ ?
26) Do you think we got a life?
27) Do you believe we’re just one?
28) Do you think we’re pro-graphic-designers and/or hardline journalists!?
29) Do you fancy that I needed over 3hours for this text?
30) Do you think we’re drugged up and crocked all day?

To get more peeps on the post we’re going to post some high ranked mp3s for all of that blog aggregator visitors. For proving our fondly intents I’ll write : ) and <3 and ; ) and LOL and ROFL and no diggity. Check them tracks, they're superhot even without writing a million-letter-long lines about 'em. We hope the artists pardon us!

zShare: Justice Vs Transformer - DVNO
zShare: Santogold - Say Aha

It’s the LA-connection, again. This time no one other than Optimus Grime is sipping an extravagant drink, is punching a banging buffet, leaving a high-lifted eyebrow behind, cause these 4 mashups are a harder way proving skills in placing the bassline.

This might be nothing for persons with cardiac insufficiency or aberration. If you are afflicted with one of these charges and restrictions you better just load the Kanye workover, cause this is something to relax after the 3 other bangers, enjoying a baller status, shaking and balling your brain and stole your abilty to keep straight on. Grab this beeping bouncing gems from the man with a higher frequency of female comments on his space to turn your day into a whoopee of hilarity.

Mediafire: Boys Noize - & Down (Optimus Grime Remix)
Mediafire: D.I.M. - Is you (Optimus Grime Remix)
Mediafire: Louis la Rouché - Love (Optimus Grime Remix)
Mediafire: Kanye West - Flashing Lights (Optimus Grime Remix)

We never wrote explicit about ‘em but we’ve got a front-row seat since they started to spin spinners, knurl knurls, control controllers and to switch every switcher they can get between their gluey fingers. They spent that much time behind the tables, they melt into and gold-plated cinch-sockets sprouted on their back of the heads. To become version 2.0 they additionally remixed Slipknot and put more brawniness into than these squallers in disguise ever could.

Techno Crew mixes everything with everything - miami bass with Berlin ghetto house, salt with candy, nitroglycerin with mountain flour, Greenland with Australia, Spiderman with Badman - and what you get is everything you ever wanted, if you like it a little abrasively and dance able, too.

Mediafire: Techno Crew - Scream
Mediafire: Slipknot - Duality (Techno Crew Edit)

It smells like almost a dozen of Foals Remixes crushed into our mailbox…so should we better call ourselves TheFoalsLife?!

Today yet unknown Vancouver boy/artist/producer named Santo Angelo introduces himself with a bow and a curtsy, leaving a mashup behind with some rising dramaturgies during this 3 and a half minutes and some nice blending on the vocal of “Electric Bloom”.

Me, personal, is diving more into his own track “Perfect Plan”. A soft floating bass, haunting discreet synths and some distorted elements consisting of vocals making that tune you putting your teeth on the edge. It’s not the cleanest, not that astonishing smashing beat sounding like anything else on the players currently, but maybe just because of these facts this track is a darling you should hold tight, take care and enjoy for your own pleasure. We dig it, it’s a lover being played while dancing alone!

Mediafire: Santo Angelo - Perfect Plan
Mediafire: Foals - Electric Bloom (Santo Angelo Remix)

Spitzer are coming down to earth with a brand-new banger, a brand-new spaceship by remixing a track for Swedish Disco Princess Sally Shapiro, that is in the end more a new Spitzersky than a remix in usual minds. The extraterrestrial object called “Time to let go” is going to be on Sally’s new (remix) album titled the Remix Romance Vol. 2 and will released on June 17th. The workover comes around the corner very relaxing with a beautiful beat and a beautiful melody, perfectly fitting together, like a couple of lovers. The supersoft vocals by Sally sweetens the pie!

zShare: Sally Shapiro - Time to let go (Spitzer Remix)

The brothers are right back from their Australian Tour and we promise, that Spitzer is a gem, a must to be enjoyed in a live performance, at least once in your lifetime. Go for the next dates to fell in ecstacy:

10th may @ Nuits Sonores, Lyon, FR
16th may @ Salzhausn Zurich, SWI
22nd may @ Bar Rouge w/ Agoria & Oxia, Shangaï, CHIN
24th may: TBA w/ Agoria & Oxia, Hong Kong, CHIN
20th june @ Foufounes electriques, Montreal, CAN
21st june @ Webster Hall w/ Danger, NYC, USA
29th augt @Cognac Electro, Cognac, FR

Me who is concerned about your education would like to take you on a journey through the geographic facts of London City. No, guys it’s not only about listening music and reading funny articles from strange people about even stranger artists. Life is no bed of roses!

So here are some facts about London: London City has got 7,2 million habitants and there are 500 languages spoken. The world’s first stoplight was built at the House of Commons 1868 (by the way thank you for stealing our time, Queen). London is popular for yummy meals like beans on toast. In London having sex on a motorbike is illegal. But actually London is one of the most important European capitals. Especially for the electronic music scene.

On my voyage on Myspace, I stumbled over the profile of two great DJ’s and producers that have built up quite a reputation. You might know them from their Essential Mix, which was one of the hottest mash-up-mixes I´ve heard for quite a long while. For the Streetlife DJ’s, aka Stewart Rowell and Louis Gaston, there are no No-Goes. While mashing up contradicting music-styles, they are serving you the best mixes which only shows one side of their high skills.

Their upcoming EP “Gunn Crime” will be released on Kitsuné next Monday. It’ll definitely be an impact to all lovers of electronic music and fuel in the clubs. But these guys still have something up their sleeves. On their own label Street Beats there will be a three track EP. The Streetlife DJ’s, gave us the chance to offer you one of these tracks and we immediately fell in love with.
For all the collectors: There will also be a limited edition of two smashing remixes (only 500 copies) - and one of them we’ll ship you right below.

zShare: Streetlife DJ’s - Yo Jay
zShare: Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin’ Something (Streetlife DJs Remix)

Next time we’ll take you on a trip to the loveliest sites of Berlin city including the wonderfull Oranienburger and Kottbusser Tor.

Googling for “Magnum 38″ I found some weird discriptions of what his music should be like. Altogether it was something like: sounds a little bit like Apparat, but still some kind of T.raumschmiere with a touch of the Rolling Stones, which also could be metal. Smells like techno-music and looks like something I can’t really identify but might be a zebra. Well…. uhm… thanks!

For me he actually sounds like running for your life after kicking asses in Neukölln! - Like driving with 150 km/h through your city, sliding around while you’re playing Knight Rider! - Like taking your broken TV, throwing it out the window and screaming psychopathic phrases in a language only YOU can understand! - Like getting up in the early morning after a long long night, still having the taste of whiskey on your sticky tongue and trying to compensate your sleep with a package of coffein pills till your brain cells dance samba!

Magnum 38 is one of the finest artists of the German electronic underground scene and belongs to the Berlin based label Shitkatapult. His last LP “Old Europe Strikes Back” is pushing, braintwisting and to a certain extent indefinable because so eclectic. So better get your batteries charged for the following scalding hot live-mix, that makes you dither like a pokemon on sugaroverdose.

zShare: Huoratron - $$ Troopers (Magnum 38 Remix)
zShare: Magnum 38 - Live Unsound

Grab the latest music clip by Round Table Knights to their track “Hold me back”, asking you for a dance. Catch the tune on Beatport, when you dig it and think that would definitely be a great soundtrack for your next moment of completely freaking out on the floor. You know, this moments where you rip off your model-jeans and ignore all the ppl around you, feeling like: (1 idiot) x (endless²) some hours later. We give you a low-quality version of it and a relaxing remix for Grand National.

Mediafire: Round Table Knights - Hold Me Back
Mediafire: Grand National - By The Time (Round Table Knights Remix)

To slip into the fine Saturday Mr Gaspar punched this remix after he sent around his own handmade track 2 days ago. Gaspar remixed Estelle ft Kanye West and grinded out a track in your ears for sunny days, cruising around, running away, unraveling a mystery, cellphoning with your hands full of food, drinks and lava, making your booty bouncing to that gentle beat and vocals feeling like being a well-dressed guy in the 50s.

zShare: Estelle ft Kanye West - American Boy (Mr Gaspar Remix)

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shaking, on this weeks first place, Santogold is calling you to the next dance with “Starstruck”.

On 2nd, medaled with silver, Mr.Flash introducing his latest spark “Over the Top”, the homage to Sylvester Stallone.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYuksek got his freak on “Miss Yuksek” by pitching pitching himself himself to the 3.

PseudoBoi never stops playing this weeks 4th place Vitalic - the french stallion - by pitching Bjork’s “Who is it” to another level.

Young charming Brodinski is a gem by mashing up Adam Sky with “Ape X” to this weeks place 5.