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Trash Yourself’s collab with The Toxic Avenger - “Die”, has undergone some very new treatments. Or to be more precisely - we have a bunch of three very different remixes of “Die” for you plus a remix the Trashers did in turn for Automatic Panic.

Sadly Kids at the Bar just add another rave track to our music-collection, that no one ever will recover again untill the year 2100 has come.
But fortunately there’re two more remix-versions of this track and what the two guys of Ghost Klub are delivering is dubstep at it’s best and almost skyscraping. On a level playing field is Jesse Jamz with his acid electroclash mix. There’s nothing left for me but to wish you fun while dying.

MediaFire: Trash Yourself & The Toxic Avenger - Die (Kids at the Bar Remix)
MediaFire: Trash Yourself & The Toxic Avenger - Die (Ghost Klub Remix)
MediaFire: Trash Yourself & The Toxic Avenger - Die (Jesse Jamz Remix)
MediaFire: Automatic Panic - Louder (Trash Yourself Remix)

These Disco Trash Music tracks are wayyyyy back from 2008. We don’t really understand what this number implicates, but these two remixes, they shared with us, blasted away all of our doubts. You better fasten your seatbelts! And never grab for the air hostess!

Mediafire: Malente & Moston - F*cked up (Disco Trash Music Oldschool Rave Remix)
Mediafire: Markus Lange & Daniel Dexter - We were wild (Disco Trash Music Remix)

Teat Cru are known for chaotic beautiful tracks with a tonOf{beeps}, 1.000.000 × squeaks and random[kittens]. The following remix of Nathan Vice for Teat’s epic rave-track Kitty Rave doesn’t fall short of that. Grab the purple pills Teat Cru & Nathan Vice send via that track to you. Meow!

Mediafire: Teat Cru - Kitty Rave (Nathan Vice’s “Panthers on X” Remix)

We present wordless what Kissy Sellout’s approved Hungarian Stereo Killaz pitched for Thefastlife approved German.Boy.FutureFlashs. We’re a little bit tired of that rather less exciting rave2009.

MediaFire: FutureFlashs - The Jam (Stereo Killaz Remix)

Here’s some hardy-hard stuff by a rude youngster from Las Vegas with a high passion for gambling without any cards or dices. When I say Y.O.U.N.G.S.T.E.R. you maybe should know that he’s only seventeen years old. Well, of course that’s kinda irrelevant but when I think back, I definitely hadn’t have a myspace page not to mention of any musical talent when I was seventeen. The only sound I was able to create where some error-beeps when I hit the keyboard of my 386.

In a word - Voyager is more talented than my 17-year-old-alter-ego and worth checking him out. I’m hooked on!

MediaFire: Voyager - Nausea
MediaFire: Voyager - Get Retarded (feat. Teen Wolf)

I give a huge bear hug to Lady Citizen for this huge bear-mix he knocked up and which escorted me the past two days like a loyal companion. I’m a damn bear conqueror now. Really!

MediaFire: Lady Citizen 2009 DJ mix vol.2 - The Ravers Go Back To Acid

Pinch tracklist via clicking licking: show

Montreals most banging banger and continuous bustling hustler Techjio extended his DJing skills and applied them directly to a new mix that educes a “HELL YEAH!” from me.
Because in Montreal it’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey and he is very tired of this fact, Techjio called his little mix “Fuck Winter”. We’re anti brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr as well and raise our cotton-mittens for you boi!

MediaFire: Techjio - Fuck Winter Mini Mix

“Who the fck?” Relax, and check tracklist right here.

DJ Manaia kicks your scraggy ass back to Stone Age with the greatest of ease. One single beat of his swinging-tingling tunes and you turn upside-down with a ripping ringing in your squarish head. Feel free to call yourself Lisbon for six bass bounding bangers and morph into a louco-dança-mestre screaming “grandioso” throughout.
Oh yes, we already can imagine you in our mind’s eye - “grandioso, grandioso, grandioso”!

MediaFire: Dj Manaia - Hot Cold
MediaFire: Dj Manaia - Fatty Girl
MediaFire: Dj Manaia ft. Deize Tigrona - Sobrevivente de Rave
MediaFire: AC/DC - Back in Black (Dj Manaia & Planeta Terror Remix)
MediaFire: Don Rimini - Hools (Dj Manaia Remix)
MediaFire: Buraka Som Sistema - Kalemba (Dj Manaia Remix)

Peng, creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak, snap, gnarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, jarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, squeeeeeeeeeeeeeal, clash, clatterrrrrrrr, rrrrrrrrrrattle, bang, bang, crrrrrrrrrrack, bang, thud, whoooooooooooosh, wheezeeeeeee, ding dong, swashbuckle, yeeeeeeelp, crrrrrrrrrrrush, Techjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiio, blip, click clack, rrrrrrrrrrumble, thunderbolt, flllllllllllllllllog, strrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrum, shiver…

Mediafire: Ravange! Ravange! - BMBRJXXX (Techjio Remix)
Mediafire: Le Matos - Like Perfume On A Pig (Techjio Remix)
Mediafire: BSBTRGDCLUB - Cocoboy + Asiagirl (Techjio Remix)

Hard stuff that blows up in our faces this morning. What’s better for getting a day started than a slice of bread and jam, a glass of milk and hard techno music? Well, I put the the same question to my next-door neighbour after he was constant knocking on my door earlier, but he just retorted with a snarl, that he doesn’t like milk and jam and that I should turn that noise off otherwise he would stick my hi-fi system into my head. Hum… allright! Now I’m square-headed… but still a hard banger.

TechJio is hailing from Montreal to us balls to the wall. His hard dancefloor-suited electro tracks will blow you out of your socks and make you feel thunderstrucked. Beware of this tracks - they are biting!

Mediafire: TechJio - Wait For More
Mediafire: TechJio - Afterparty
Mediafire: Malk - Ey Du Opfer (TechJio Remix)

If I bear passive resistance in mind, I think of Ghandi, Mandela, the Dalai Lama or the velvet revolution in former Czechoslovakia, but not really of a hard techno music producing duo from Zurich. But to be honest, this dirty electro passive resistance is rather down my alley than that glass-eyed looking old men with their “turning the other cheek” attitude.

The Passive Resistance was initiated by Jonas Ullmann and Tim Steiner, two of Zurich’s most creative musicians which decided to pool their strengths, breach the boundaries of electronic music and create their own style of non-stereotypical sound for all the harder kidzzzz out there, even I just have a sketchy idea of how hard all that banker guys in Switzerland are. Anyways - the kidzzzz want techno.

zShare: The Passive Resistance - Obligatory Dogma
zShare: The Passive Resistance - Eat Dirt

You might think I get payed for doing Magnum 38 promo and in deed a mad fan of him offered me hot sex if I blog his music. But I really didn’t want to upload his new mix cause actually the beginning of it is still super sexy but there’s nothing new about it.

On my last boring trip with Deutsche Bahn, which is usually concerned about its passengers amusement by being behind the schedule or placing sheeps on the rails to stage a bloody massacre, I finally reached min 22, where my sennheiser headphones (with super bass and acoustic insulation) puked down a bucket of edorphins on me and fate send me a smile a true nihilist would have been disgusted about. Up from min 30 the passengers started to stare at me. So I decided to leave the train on min 31 in St. Pauli and get its name tattooed on my ass.

If you now think “So why didn’t Minou just cut the mix and upload it up from min 22″, I can give you several reasons:

It’s just because,

-there still might be some stupid nerds, who don’t know Magnum 38, altough nearly every second blog entry of me is about him
-there will be some people who won’t even recognize that I’m blogging something about him again, cause MTV generation is just about comsuming and would even download the latest scooter mix, if it’s for free
-some music dumbasses won’t realize that the beginning might be some kind of familiar to the last mix cause they are just listening for self-dramatization
-I’m just to lazy

and 90% of you aren’t really reading what I’m writing.

zShare: Magnum 38 - Live @ Mädcheninternat