“Edwin Van Cleef is a level 20 elite human boss found in the Deadmines with about 3,800 health. Van Cleef is one of the most wanted criminals in the Kingdom of Stormwind. Interestingly, he seems to be wearing the Madcap’s Outfit.”

Googling for Edwin Van Cleef brought me deep down into the jungle of World Of Warcraft. Stormwind City, the uhhhhmmm…. Defias-Something-Whatever-Cape-Of-Brotherhood, you-know-what-I´m-saying, Moonbrook… I’ve been everywhere, man.

I never really understood why people are spending so much time in games like this. Perhaps I’m boring, perhaps I don’t really know what fun is, perhaps I’m caring to hard for the relationship to my TV, perhaps I’m listening too much music… And yes, some people told me that sometimes I’m even reading too much. Well, I’m a prejudiced person, thinking that everybody who’s spending more than 1 hour per day in games or internet-communities must be an addict, a sociopath, a flanell fabric shirt and metall-rimmed glasses wearing computer nerd, that is communicating with beloved abbreviations like *lol*, *rofl*, *g* (which is increasable, depending on how much you have to grin which is furthermore depending on how funny the joke of your chatpartner was).

Anyway… I couldn’t really find the link to Edwin Van Cleef from Britain I was searching for. So…. Edwin is it you? Elite human boss found in the Deadmines? Or are you just a British guy refusing your background in Leeds by taking a Dutch name? Do you want to misdirect us? Is that all you have to offer? Should I be sure to defeat Captain Greenskin who patrols the area where you, VanCleef, is standing now?

I’ll jump over the following train of thoughts to recommend the song below warmly to you.

MediaFire: Edwin Van Cleef - All I Have To Offer