You’ve got to be brave that day. You got to stand strong and brave the elements. 100s and 1000s came back home with 1, 2, 3 OVERWHELMING beeps, that: make you sell all your stuff for no reason, step out of reality and float away on a wave of sensitive beats and glorious melodies, making you feel like riding through wide fields, making you dream all day of sunny days at the beach or warm nights full of juvenile flippancy, making you catch crickets and butterflies for a second, making you be the untouchable one in your street-struggle-daily grind, making you just make something.

Hundreds and Thousands have the might to control your senses like control to a marionette.

Bonus-By-The-Way-Joke: If I would be a rapper I would punch a line with Mary Antoinette in the end or mock at guys with the name Mario or Luigi.

Bonus-By-The-Way-Joke 2: I wait for them making kids and name them Hundredthousands…

MediaFire: Hundreds and Thousands - Lionheart
MediaFire: Numero - Hit Pop (Hundreds and Thousands Remix)
MediaFire: Hundreds and Thousands - Earth Girls (Sebastien Kenzy Remix)

We come out, we are:
# Pro Rap!
# Pro Partyhopping!
# Contra drizzle!
# Pro Black and White!
# Neutral to Swiss Kids!
# Contra mixed drinks!
# Pro guest appearances in sitcoms!
# Contra running gags!
# Pro weightlifting in the backyards!
# Contra female weightlifters in every place!
# In love with racehorses!
# Contra Rodeo!
# Pro Wrestling!
# Contra foamed plastic!
# Pro Chics, Pro Tramps!
# Pro Fools, too!

MediaFire: Chic And The Tramp - Pro Fools

I’ll raise my fist for these young unknown guys. I speak only for myself today. I hate that Katy Perry track, her voice and the lyrics. No one is interested if any girl kissed any girl, except he or she can have a look or take part.

But what Color Stephen & Co.’s (whoever these boys are) made of that track is softly spoken something very diversified, gentle and entertaining. I deeply dig any single part in this almost 7minutes, that even could pass off as a single jingle, has the potential to be single tracks, aka tunes, aka a soundtrack to hang in my hammock on my porch.

MediaFire: Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl (Color Stephen & Co.’s Click Click Remix)

Ding, ding, ding: I-DAY! Hu? Whats that?! INFORMATION DAY!!!!

He Say, She Say is an indie rock duo hailing from Chicago. Having opened a string of dates for Lupe Fiasco’s and even Kanye West at Madison Square Garden. Pharrell (N.E.R.D.) is a a noteworthy fan. Million $ Mano (who is 1/2 of He Say, She Say) is a well known DJ/Producer, who was also M.I.A.’s DJ. Along with The Cool Kids, Flosstradamus, and Hollywood Holt he helped aid the new wave of artists currently breaking out of Chicago.

So many names in 5 sentences and the tune is a lickable blast, too.
All that is left tonight: Wow, I’d bend over!

MediaFire: He Say, She Say - Crash Dummie

The full Shir Khan dose. 120 minutes - 78 trakks - from Zulu-House to Strictly Rhythm to Disco to Dubstep to African Bongogrooves, to Acid, to Soul, Frontroom Deepness, Basement, Crunk and Techno, to my mother, to your mother, to a milli, to vanilli, to coke, to spread it, to keep your ears vibrating, to be the bee in the hive, to look so fresh, to look so clean, to support someone unknown like XLR8R, to burst your kneecap, to rap with your smaller brother in the kitchen, to flood the bathroom, to be the kid of your gang.

Mp3: Shir Khan Megamix Part 1/XLR8R-Podcast

Chekk 1 of tha longezd tracclizds you’ve ever zeen: show

Fri, 29 Aug 2008
Berlin // Badeschiff/Arena >> Daso, Yapacc, Miss Jools, …
Berlin // Tape >> Giles Smith, tiNi, KRSN Skate Team
Berlin // NBI >> Alva Noto, Kyborg, Mika Vainio, …

Sat, 30 Aug 2008
Jena // Kassa >> Pets on Prozac, Schleck & Stecker, …
Berlin // Scala >> Casper Clark, Allez Allez, Les Gillettes, Huzr, Nomad, …
Berlin // Maedcheninternat >> Finckobot, MMMathias, Spänk (Bugati Force)
Berlin // Berghain >> Shed, Andre Galluzzi, …
Berlin // Panorama Bar >> Phonique, …

We get shock-frosted without any measurable delay and can cool down a whole crate of beer before you’ve spelled I.C.E! Ice, ice babe. From sunny Down Under we received a song that’s really tailor-made for us here at biting cold Tallinn. “As cold as a brass toilet seat in the Yukon” are the words that are displayed on the whole crew’s golden bodies.

Sydneysiders WOW know how we click e-di-click and we return the favor and nominate them at this stage to the band with the best name in zero-zero-eight, yohr! WHOFFF! You’ve won a dinner with my cat and rocket boots.

Mediafire: WOW - Icy Cold

Goldie Locks got 2 new snacks around, we feel free to deeply let ‘em taste readers, who feel the British climate, the accent, the way Goldie is locking on to our gaze. Feel with us, how we blush and (sry) stream the chanson, the “berceuse”, that makes your kids shake their hips.

Goldie Locks - Kids

Goldie Locks - Drug DeeLa

Conversation with myself.

Asking me: Is this something you like?
Answering me: Yes.
Asking me: Are you naked while listening?
Answering me: Like always.
Asking me: You ever heard of that boy called Soni Code?
Answering me: Nope, didn’t think so.
Asking me: Is this the Holy Grail in your right hand you’re drinking your juice of?
Answering me: You are Sherlock!
Asking me: Do you know something about this guy?
Answering me: Nope, didn’t think so.
Asking me: Will you ever research?
Answering me: I told you once my whole life might be a research.
Asking me: Would you tell me in a club, that I run around with a blurred eyeshadow?
Answering me: You always rain on my parade, don’t you?!
Asking me: You fancy what you do?
Answering me: Yes.

Mediafire: Human League - The Sound Of The Crowd (Soni Code Remix)
Mediafire: Kate Nash - Dickhead (Soni Code Remix)
Mediafire: Portishead - Nylon Smile 2 (Rotoskop Remix)

The Wittstorth is coming. He got Sid Kister and Rase Pock in his packback to make the children play side and heek, cuz of the blitheness the spough reech conveys. Yalla habibi!

Mediafire: Tittsworth ft. Kid Sister & Paserock - WTF

Please someone fucking HELP! Call the fucking Ghostbusters, fucking Chuck Norris, fucking Scooby Doo or anyone fucking else that feels fucking responsible for fucking dead and deaders. We’re fucking surrounded by fucking DJing zombies. Granded, fucking good looking zombies. Fucking superlative DJing zombies. Fucking famous zombies.

Well, fucking to hell with it! Fucking Afghan Raiders are fucking future thinkers, fucking fuck.

Fresh - exciting - Brazil is taking over our homeland. Ice and snow are melting, rough beaches become Copacabana, lame street parties become a carnival, anemic grrrls become chocolate and yummy, asses become trucks and bangers at the corner become smiling gees stiring up people passing by.

The reason for this miracle is blasting Database’s rhythms though our selfmade boomboxes on our dark streets to make sunbeams heating minds and warmth taking over any single person to make them flex their biceps. Grab the latest goody to feed your databelly.

MediaFire: The BPA ft. David Byrne & Dizzee Rascal - Toe Jam (Database Remix)

We haven’t heard anything from Parken for a long time - the easygoing Swedish guy singing of something we hardly do not understand by any will, but appearing true and confidential like your grandma. I’d give him all my cash, if he’d tell me to.

Enjoy Parkens latest dreamful lullaby to make yourself curious if this Lisa really exists, who she is and if Parken hitted her heart.

Mediafire: Parken - Jag Har Varit Vilsen, Lisa

P.S.: After buying a dictionary I detected, that this is roughly translated with “I’ve been lost, Lisa”.

I tell you a true story today:

One of my brothers (yes we still say “brothers” to our friends, cause we’re all only children) sat in the kitchen today, when I started to spin this track. He suddenly fell off his chair, stood up, sat down again, fell again, stood up again, sat down on his chair, fell off it, stood up, sat down on his lovely chair, fell off it, stood up nerved the fourth time, sat there a minute, fell off rough again, broke his right hand, stood up again wordless, sat there, dropped off his chair like a loser, stood up again, sat on his chair, that I bought last autumn, rested a second to finally fell down again.

Only because I pushed the new Rambrandt.

Mediafire: Rambrandt - ALARM!

Brush ur teeth, clean ya face, comb ya hair & spray ur armpits for one of the few Hip Hop acts we’d love to support. NYCBoys Old Money surprising you and your family with 2 new easy-going crackers, dating the street and making your grrrl suddenly appear on the stage shaking what g*d gave her.

“Wee Bounce” is the second Mehdi-beat Old Money is taking advantage of, to cover their muttering over and proving their fancy. We advise to shut the doors and let them be the boys singing you a lullaby.

Mediafire: Old Money - Wee Bounce Freestyle
Mediafire: Old Money - Tie You Up

Knickerbocker boy Infuze imbibed music from his infancy. Born in Washington DC and raised on the sounds of Motown, Soul, Disco, Funk, Classic Rock, Jazz, and Classical Music, he found his own style in a fusion of old and new sounds. While living in Europe during his early childhood, Infuze was furthermore a professional opera singer. As the grandson of world-famous classical pianist William Kapell, he has also studied classically piano, violin, and composition.

And as if that weren’t enough musicianship, the 90’s were an interesting time for him and put him close to German techno and British jungle sounds. He began writing electronic music at the age of 12 and has continued to produce music of all kinds ever since. After relocating to US for his high school years, Infuze became immersed in the rich electronic music culture of Washington DC while always following hip hop very closely.

We realize that you’re crammed up to the nose with remixes of Lil Wayne - and Infuze also does, but you know as well we wouldn’t post about this one if we wouldn’t dig it. Check it.

Mediafire: Lil Wayne - A Milli (Infuze Remix)

One of our most precious little diamonds from overseas, aka from LA, also know as Mr Gaspar, an aspiring lucky gem in remixing and electronic offspring scene headed over 3 tracks to share. This time, many days after sending these gems, we want to prepare a controlled post:

Track 1 (Life Is Boring)
One of Gasp’s latest own tracks making you feel like coming home with a supersoft gentle feeling and in a style like dancing back in your younger years: disinterested to your neighbours, the way you look like and all night long. Like a statement nowadays to all the ableton-remixers, appearing unable preparing own trakks as well.

Track 2 (Basshunter Rmx):
Don’t want to lose too many words: This remix is loose, this one is a jewel.

Track 3 (Lil Wayne Rmx):
Another Lil Wayne Remix? We heard the “blogosphere” is sick of Lollipops?! We don’t give a Fckacdasohk. This remix is a remix you definitely not recognize the original in it and you want to grab this with all of your senses in a dark night in your fast car enjoying the fast ride with a fast chaser in the back and a fast pet on the backseat. Why not cheering to anyone you meet and whoop it up.

Mediafire: Mr Gaspar ft. Franky Fade - Life Is Boring
Mediafire: Basshunter - Now You’re Gone (MR GASPAR Remix)
Mediafire: Lil Wayne - Lollipop (MR GASPAR Remix)

Chewy Chocolate Cookies Santogold remix is coming straight through the backdoor to set your house on fire.

If you´re really longing for a demolition houseparty with 70% strangers and hangoverish awakening the morning after, including:

- realising that there´s somehow pizza on the ceiling
- your toilet bowl´s manky and your basin´s missing
- some really funny guys put some salami in your cd-player
- finding a message of your girlfriend telling, she´s breaking up with you, which you can´t explain cause you´ve got a blackout,

…this might be the right background music.

Mediafire: Santogold - Creator (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)

“This release is quite a few months in the making, for one reason or another – but its FINALLY here now, and we are delighted with the final outcome!

They say good things come to those who wait, and here is the result of the wait!”

Spangled Ballet from Great Britain dropped a track, that makes your feet dither like on remote control, your synapses twist and cleans your brain like a hurricane, cause it´s dirty, loud and destroying. In fine: Destruction Friday offers you the chance to get an adequate start into the weekend.

We say: Waiting was definitely worth it.

Mediafire: Spangled Ballet - Destruction Friday (Original Mix)
Mediafire: Spangled Ballet - Destruction Friday (Stupid Fresh Remix)

Fri, 22 Aug 2008
Jena // Kassablanca >> Bionicsession extra: Apo 33, Real & Mathias, 12 Inch Kid, Racoon, Peak
Berlin // Scala >> Revolution No. 5 & Dry Guillotine: Drop The Lime, Mowgli, Half Girl/Half Sick
Berlin // Panorama Bar >> Matt O’Brien, Radioslave
Berlin // Ritterliche Rumpelkammer >> Ada, Robosonic, Kollektiv Ost, Ultraviolett, Pelzique
Berlin // 103 Club >> Smash TV (live), Holgi Star, Fresh Meat, Dot Con, Scheme
Berlin // Berghain >> Matt O’Brian (live), Radio Slave, James Masters, Gerd Janson
Berlin // Tresor >> Jackmate, Todd Bodine, Senze, Housemeister, Dirty Doering
Berlin // Watergate >> Nathan Fake, Ruede Hagelstein, Fraenzen Texas, Mitja Prinz
Berlin // Weekend >> Pikaya (live), Mirko Loco, Alex Picone

Sat, 23 Aug 2008
Berlin // Maria >> Khan, Eric D Clark, Tok Tok & Soffy O, Autotune, Eric D Clark
Berlin // 103 Club >> Duplex 100, Reynold, Phil Stumpf, Daniel.fx
Berlin // Berghain >> Redshape (live), Len Faki, Marcel Dettmann, Penner+Mulder (live), …
Berlin // Picknick >> Strobocop, Tobias Thomas, Baby G, Salto Mortale
Berlin // Tresor >> Gebrüder Teichmann, Woitek & Leyk, Kriz, Angel Molina
Berlin // Weekend >> Dorian Paic, Matt Star, RHadoo

According to the mail we received, this guy smells like a funky dog on adrenalizing soda pop with wings. How that would smell of? And what has that got to do with his music? Does he create music at all? YES, he does - and he shapes well!

Young P 3018 from France abducts us into his world full of harmonic synthi-melodies paired with a huge package 80’s feeling that makes you gleam like a mirror ball. So put on your dancing shoes and paint the town red! We cheer for you!

Mediafire: Young P 3018 - Me And My Dog
Mediafire: Young P 3018 feat. MDMX - Welcome To The Floor
Mediafire: Young P 3018 feat. MDMX - Welcome To The Floor (Fisk Remix)

Our Italian warhorses Amari Night Members Club refresh us with a new remix… from the underground to the dancefloor. I have no idea what the lyrics are about because they trip over in full speed and moreover I don’t master any Italian… is it Italian at all? But the point must be about THE ONE THING!

Hummm? What may Marta Sui Tubi have imagined? Chewing bubblegum with your best friends? Singing the national anthem of your country totally blotto? Planting sour cherry trees on the motorway? Please tell us, we like to know! We’re totally naive and overcredulous!

MediaFire: Marta Sui Tubi - Lunica Cosa (Amari Night Members Club Rmx)

We’d call ya son of a god, or son of a son, or golden gleamin gee, known in da streets cruising da jeeps, just foe tha reason: You gonna shake you ass to the doors of Scala in Brln on Friday and swing your thing to the ping the kidz’re do spin.

Check the line-up & challenge yo’self in messing with bangers of another hood in following categories:
# stepping around in tha fittest outfit,
# stepping around in tha fittest gang,
# being tha most douchebag in dancing the revolution,
# being tha illezt mthrfckr on the planet paying the highest bills,
# you can prove highest streetcredibilities,
# you can check out the hardest hipsters on the floor?

Be part of a part and enjoy Revolution No. 5 vs. Dry Guillotine to start up your weekend like real weightlifters would do. Pre-enjoy the new Sick Grrrrlz Podcazd, Bonus: interview.

Mp3: Sick Girls Bodytonic Podcast

We give the floor to a bunch of DJ’s and producers who tell you what they think about the newest EP release of London boy AMB called “Pellet” and send you below a shortened version of Dan F’s great Killer Bunnies remix.

Jelo: “Dan F. Killer Bunnies Rmx. is ill.”
James Zabiela: “great stuff. Dan F’s mix has gnarly bass!”
Deepgroove: “Sound like a winner - big love from us.”
Sasha: “Pellet orig is ace”
Jeff Samuel: “phil k remix is cool, thanks!”
Someone Else: “i love Pellet (Phil K + Habersham rmx). amazing!”
Nick Warren: “wickedness , loving P&H remix”
Alex Parsons: “Wow… Phil K & Habersham’s mix!!!! Will play this everywhere. Like the Original too. Thanks!”
Kraymon: “I THINK the Dan F one is doing it for me the most but I will have to digest them some more. As always Chi doing the fat-core business on the machines of audio delight.”
Trevor Loveys: “nice deep house music,feeling this.”
Danny Bonnici: “Awesome release!”
Chris Udoh: “Dope tracks guys.”
Brian Ffar: “I really like the Phil K and Habersham remix. Very cool tune - creative with a very solid groove. Can’t wait to play it out!”
Dov: “More minimal, tech, glitched out goodness from Chi.”
Phil K: “great mix of melody and twisted tweekiness.”
Matt Flores: “realy diggin the dan f mix, wicked bassline and arrange!”
Anthony Pappa: “Nice track. l will play this out. l also like the Phil K & Habersham Remix.”
Laurent Garnier: “i like the original as well as Dan F killer remix will play this for sure!”
Dopamine: “lovely music! feeling all the mixes. great production all round.”
Marvin: “Hát le a kalappal. Ujra a massziv a Chi! Original és DanF remix tánparkett rengetö, Phil K + Habersham meg a betegeknek, jól! Genial!”
Karl Moestl: “yes - i like theses new ways of electronic music!”
Phil Martinez: “Fantastic remix package. Phil K + Habersham and Dan F remixes will get serious playtime.”
Dan Mangan: “stunning remixes. 10/10.”
Grasshop: “Shocking reverie, eye vibrating rinse! AMB supplies a squirmish travelogue through his lunatic mind, which can be frightening or revealing, depending on the character of the listener. Besides the original one, Dan F comes closer to my ears. Nice pull, a bit more schizo, okay that’s trendy now. The drilling bass is the only thing that reminds me of his glorious touch. Being one of my fave producers, Habersham is a disappointment here. Well beaten trademark sounds, too much of the claustrophobic feel, adding nothing more to the original.”

Mediafire: AMB - Pellet (Dan F’s Killer Bunnies Remix)