Our Japanese voluntary employed field staff Yoko-Hat-Chi-Linh Okinawa dropped me the shortest short message yesterday:

“Can’t stop raving naked on the beach.”

First we did reckon he got too much pills between his grills and hitted reams of female Chinese tourists, again, until he lost some teeth by a weightlifting streethustler and now he’s freaking out on the seaside of his mind. So we collected all our loose cash and gave him a call, that felt like:

We: Hey Yoko, where the hell are you?
Yoko: Yo London, all’s fine in the hills of Akita.
We: Are you sober? You mumble!
Yoko: You European bastards can read the time? It is 2am here in Nippon!
We: What’s up with your textmsg?
Yoko: Remember Vens? He called me. We’re hustling hard, survive some struggle with my boombox in the streets and he got his new remix on tape repeated. He bothers me since 3 and a half hrs and I can’t keep my feet under control!
We: Sounds great, you idiot ship that thang around in 1hr?
Yoko: Don’t push me, cos I’m close to the eeeeeedge.
We: How will your night move on?
Yoko: We take the next plane to China to massage some Kobe-cattle and have saki with ‘em.

The connection was lost or our cash run out. But we got dependance and love for Yoko & Vens, received a hail of bullets and the new remix of “Baby You Can Do It” a few minutes later.

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