It seems to me that FastLife becomes steady a sanctuary for animals and other shaggy critters. Yesterday for example a tiger named Terry contacted me via Myspace and told me about his concentrated passion to sing and his band Team Monster.

A few years back he used to stand up in his enclosure at Munich Central Zoo and perform the wildest songs from Michael Jackson to Prince and Lenny for the public. He was unique and a performer beyond all comparison! But he was very sad cause his only friends were his extensive record collection and the recorded footage from good old MTV, back in the days when they actually played music instead of reality and dating shows pierced with disagreeable ringtone ads.

But one day there was the ray of hope. Academic and porn professional Sex Skeletto bought a ticket to the zoo and he knew at the first blush - this little carnivore was different!
With his Siegfried and Roy certificate for tiger husbandry Sex Skeletto toke Terry togheter with whose baby friend and outstanding guitar virtuoso Pistol Panda out to the world of sex, drugs, rock’n'roll and fresh meat. Additionally they engaged the mexican Mysterio Macho Wrestler and formed Team Monster!

Winnie even is totally rock’n'roll right now and catching my worn socks while thinking she is a big cat. “NO, YOU DON’T GET A TIGER TATTOO!”

zShare: Team Monster - Boys Will Be Boys
zShare: Team Monster - Stop The Music
zShare: Team Monster - Want My Love