Leave some space in your belly for this pastry: It is so sofd. So gentle. So crispy. So yummy. So chewy. So fetching. So so so. So less is so more. I dunno what exactly this is. Or why it’s like someone is breathing into my neck.

But Chewy Chocolate Cookies layed down his hands on Dj Mehdi’s “Pocket Piano” with such a tenderness, it made me closing my eyes and starting a trip into the night with all the kids of my youth. Maybe it’s just me, but i think it is golden. And if it’s just me, I don’t care. Then I got it for my own. If it’s something for you, then you’re with me.

zShare: Dj Mehdi - Pocket Piano (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix)

Dmitry Fyodorov is running like a clockwork. He sent us his latest track of the 29th a month, in a special manner of speaking the June Issue.

We hardly love to grab his harder techno tunes appearing like oversized machines rolling through the Taiga and scaring away all the deer and chipmunks. If you support confusing beats and a bass kneating your back, shout out loud to the Fyodorov’s Further! Further! and invite them into your house, if you dare.

This is the second installation of Dmitry Fyodorov’s special theme series celebrating some great landmarks of time and the spirit of keeping it on the wrong side of train tracks. “Anti Cimex” tells the story of when the day dreamy, night living transformer Getsuei meet Strelnikov and his red train and they form an alliance to take over the world by train.

Mediafire: Dmitry Fyodorov - Anti Cimex

Trash80 initiated his addiction to computer music in the summer of 1990 - about the same time his interest was sparked for the opposite sex. Coincidence? Probably not. The beauty of it was that he recognized this obvious connection early on and decided to use his love of composition to gain the interest of an unsuspecting female audience. In response to someone who once brought up this connection, Trash80 replied, “Its not about getting girls man, its about my love of music and getting dumped for it.”

Dive onto the dance floor with a hybrid heart of NES bleeps and heavy beats. Trash80 has made his way back from exile with his long over due second EP “Icarus” – A modern chip-rock-techno-electro dance excursion. Push, climb, bite, crawl your way though the super galactic interstellar network of consciousness to rediscover one of next year’s hottest releases to date.

zShare: Trash80 - Icarus
zShare: Trash80 - Sodium Sonest
zShare: Trash80 - Robot Sneakers

image: Josh Sisk

Our man from the eastcoast DLake finally did what SOMEONE had to! He wanted to try his hand at an anthem of a track that gets everyone up and singing along! “hey I’m a DJ that plays to the crowd, nothing wrong with that right?” Booyakasha, of course nothing is wrong with that!

So DLake gave the 1978 Village People classic Y-M-C-A a paintjob and put it into 2008 surely to become a summer banger in the clubs! It might be a tad bit gay, but everytime he drops Y-M-C-A at any party at 2am - the whole crowd, even the cool wall flower kids, are putting their hands up and singing these lyrics. Shows to me that DLake must have done a good job by editing Y-M-C-A!

It’s one of a handful of tracks from his forthcoming EP “Bmore Of a Hipster v2.0″ that will be put out next month.

zShare: Village People - Y.M.C.A (DLake Remix)

“Hey whats up? I wanted to share my new Epic Mix! with you, it’s epic in that it has a lot of different stuff on it, it’s 32 tracks in 57 minutes, and it was done on Serato and a pair of Technics 1200s!”

Definitely do not want 2 add anything to theez wordz. Thizz almozd 1hr by Dj Doc Rok iz hardly entahtaining and makez uz shake our bootiez like we´re 16 again!

zShare: Dj Doc Rok - Epic Mix

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Latest tracks of Chicago´s Party Time 2000 have been a guest on my drive for a couple of weeks and I cannot understand myself why I´ve been hiding this for such a long time. Maybe I´ve been too busy with my mail crash and forgot stuff that has been popped in before. Maybe I am an itiot.

Anyway I tripped over the Pt2000-folder today, dragged it into the playlist and was hardly impressed what hidden lovelinesses had settled there. Especially PT´s mashup of Peg Roussels heartwarming beau directly opened my heart. It is a soft slow version, more sth for dining or hanging in the lounge of somewhere with someone you love to lounge with.

I don’t know why but I got the feeling, that Party Time 2000 is sending a personal message to a special person through every tune.

MediaFire: Peg Roussel - Body Parts (Party Time 2000 Meaningful Afterparty Remix)
MediaFire: EUGEE - I’m The One (ft. Party Time 2000)
MediaFire: EUGEE - Dance With You (ft. Party Time 2000)
MediaFire: EUGEE ft. PT2K - Dance With You (Platinum Dago’s Orgy Remix)

Discodusts from Germany hooked up 2 new glittering remixes for Munk’s “Live Fast Die Old” from Ed Banger All Stars and Dj Amazing Clay.

2 different styles of workovers, one in old EdBanger-manner with fresh new springlike feeling and the other one from the baile-funk legend himself with beach-flavour to put your thongs on and your socks off. Grab them below and if you prefer supporting some artists, buy Munk on Beatport or Juno.

Mp3: Munk - Live Fast Die Old (Ed Banger Allstars Remix)
Mp3: Munk - Live Fast Die Old (The Amazing Clay Remix)

Kid Color caught me with his Hello!
Naawww, it was more like Rums, Drscht Drscht , Yieks Yieks and Ey Ey Ey.

Mail told me he is a big buzz in Chicago right now, but we don’t give anything on such words, cos we can’t see for ourselves from here in Tallinn. We “just” got about 20 degree celcius, but this guy from Trans-Atlantic makes us take our shirts and pants off to step upon the beach naked and catapult the girls, that hang around there. And maybe our genitalia.

That week Kid Color had some shows with Flosstradamus, so if you’re a Chicago-based reader you’ve got to keep your eyes open to catch them both the last time together on Saturday night at Sonotheque.

MediaFire: Kid Color - Phoenix B-O-O-T-A-Y (Daft Punk vs. Bangers & Cash)
MediaFire: Kid Color - Digital Pu$$y (Daft Punk vs. Bangers & Cash)
MediaFire: Kid Color - YO ZongaMAJESTY! (Yo Majesty vs. Zongamin)
MediaFire: Interpol - Obstacle 1 (Kid Color’s She Can Readmix)

If you’re a deeply ruff guy and wear hotpants, why not grabbin a mix from Kid Color?!

zShare: Kid Color - Carded & Discarded

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Fri, 27 June 08
Berlin // 103 >> Traxx, Glow, Erre, Capablanca
Berlin // Watergate >> James Holden, Markus Meinhardt, …
Berlin // Panorama Bar >> Tiga
Los Angeles // 129 E. 3rd ST >> Lazrtag, Mr Gaspar, …

Sat, 28 June 08
Leipzig // Sweat >> Mr Flash, Grand Ouvert, Paule
Berlin // Funkpark >> 2pm: Mike Vamp (Martini Brös.)
Berlin // 103 >> Miss Le Bomb, Soffy O, Snax, ….
Berlin // Watergate >> Andrew Weatherall, Ivan Smagghe, Zander VT, …
Berlin // Scala >> David Gilmour Girls, Diskokaine, Munk, Jack Tennis, Hugo Capablanca, …
Berlin // Badeschiff or Arena Club >> S. Goldfarb, Kollektiv Ost, Bitume, Peter Bounce, Empro, Tweek
London // Scala >> Surkin

This guy seems to come from somewhere nearby to where we are heart-based, have been heart-based or were born, before moving 2000 kilometres away, straight n.o.r.t.h.e.a.s.t.e.r.n.

Headburn was never too tired sending us mails with an endurance, we first thought he is a stayer/stalker or does got no feeling when it is time to stop contacting ignorant kids and second that it is time publishing sth about this young Dj and stop our local patriotism with Wighnomy Brothers and Douglas Greed to open our eyes, what else is going on over there.

Headburn is not assimilable with these guys the line above, cuz he serves harder eletronic delicacies, grunting basslines and rancid oversteered dirty melodies, like we dirty kids from the street love it. These tracks are sth tekknofans would freak the hell out of their bodies. It’s very good to know that my heart-base is not only sinking in the bog of minimalism.

Thank that quite young (15-19yrs) for never stop stressing us: We got no label, yet, but we would give that boy a deal. Take along his originals, we deliver his remixes next week. Come back, when you d-i-g-g-g that g.u.y.

Mediafire: Headburn - Drift King 2000
Mediafire: Headburn - Revolverheld
Mediafire: Headburn - Catwalk

We got him a couple of weeks ago, introducing some fine tracks of Coin Operated Boy on TFL.

Today he fed us again, with some hot new electro cuts to share with you for your enjoyment. He has been working with some amazing artists, played some crazy gigs and got some loving reviews.

We’d love to follow his way of progress, cos these 3 new gleaming gems, he headed over, are pure blasts for soundsystems. I hardly dig those chopped rough electronic beats Coin Boy is handling with and punching into faces. “Ira Ira” is from 00:00 to 04:41 an acquaintanceship, I do not want to miss from first hearing! And “Harshy Tasty Beats” is pure rave I haven’t heard for a long time in such a glorious quality. We are heartly curious what this boy is cooking for supper next time.

Mediafire: Coin Operated Boy - Ira Ira
Mediafire: Coin Operated Boy - Harsh Tasty Beats
Mediafire: Beastie Boys - Open Letter To NYC (Coin Operated Boy Remix)

Hot Pink DeLorean shared a new remix with us and a vast number of other music blogs to get the ball running for their latest workover for The Glass’ “Mad At You”.

First up the business and quoting a msg from The Glass for The Hot Pinks:

“So we were on the cover of the national Macedonian Newspaper 2 days in a row because of the artwork for the single (we scanned a Macedonian Valium package, and so are changing the art) , we were going to do a round of blogging to publicize this hilarious fact but I guess you guys can reach out to your contacts as is with the REMIX”

Second is the fun: take the pills, be a German chav, race with 128 kilometres per hour (~80mph) in your Opel through localities and make the head wind blast your hairdo! Pull down the window and let this hustling soundtrack be your only friend on the road! Don’t forget to scare grannies and stop for young girls to pipe, like real Germans.

Mediafire: The Glass - Mad At You (Hot Pink DeLorean Remix)

How jealous I am: I want to dj in my new bikini, too! Is there any difference in djing while enjoying sand between your toes? Me personally needs the total absence of sunlight and the total absence of fresh air to dance! To understand what I mean, check Fembots photos on her space.

Nevertheless the remix Fembot headed over from L.A. is hardly funny. We see no reason for not sharing this raunchy tune, unless you are a fan of censorship. Then we might have to publish a beeped version of it. We love the unapologetic bassy start. Loose your seatbelt and your neck-muscles, prepare your head for shaking and press this groaning on 100% through your speakers.

Mediafire: Whore’s Mascara - All I Want (Dj Fembot Remix)

What the hell is sliding into my body with these tracks?
I gonna tell you what happened, even you’re not interested…especially, when you’re not interested:
I spilled my coffee.
My lap is wet.
For unknown reasons my cellphone rang 4 times. 4 is no good number in China, cause the pronunciation of the word Four in Chinese (si) is similar-sounding to Death.
My fingers quivered.
I started smiling, cause smiling increases my face value.
I released 7000 new 12 Inch in 34 seconds.
I discovered the sense of life.
I was able to draw dignity and arrogance.
I had a phone-conference with S#T#N and G#D.

I became a quite young new fan of Old Money, Konrad and their gangmembers. I think we would perfectly fit together to enjoy severe nights, prepare blackmail-letters without gloves for more danger and discuss about the realization of procurement requirements of relevant internal market directives. I am going to apply for a background dancer job in a close neon-dress at their shows!

Enjoy their lovely new gems in highest quality airing easiness and heartwarming entertaining blitheness:

Mediafire: Chromeo - Momma’s Boy (Konrad Remix)
Mediafire: Konrad - Juanita Cash Hawkins
Mediafire: Konrad - Sweet Dreams
Mediafire: Konrad - They Call It Murder
Mediafire: M.I.A. - U.R.A.Q.T. (Konrad Remix)

You might think I get payed for doing Magnum 38 promo and in deed a mad fan of him offered me hot sex if I blog his music. But I really didn’t want to upload his new mix cause actually the beginning of it is still super sexy but there’s nothing new about it.

On my last boring trip with Deutsche Bahn, which is usually concerned about its passengers amusement by being behind the schedule or placing sheeps on the rails to stage a bloody massacre, I finally reached min 22, where my sennheiser headphones (with super bass and acoustic insulation) puked down a bucket of edorphins on me and fate send me a smile a true nihilist would have been disgusted about. Up from min 30 the passengers started to stare at me. So I decided to leave the train on min 31 in St. Pauli and get its name tattooed on my ass.

If you now think “So why didn’t Minou just cut the mix and upload it up from min 22″, I can give you several reasons:

It’s just because,

-there still might be some stupid nerds, who don’t know Magnum 38, altough nearly every second blog entry of me is about him
-there will be some people who won’t even recognize that I’m blogging something about him again, cause MTV generation is just about comsuming and would even download the latest scooter mix, if it’s for free
-some music dumbasses won’t realize that the beginning might be some kind of familiar to the last mix cause they are just listening for self-dramatization
-I’m just to lazy

and 90% of you aren’t really reading what I’m writing.

zShare: Magnum 38 - Live @ Mädcheninternat

Legg Action is a myth! But we do not want to die stupid! Maybe one day we can disclose Legg’s secrets. Where is Legg coming from? Where is he/she hanging around? Maybe we hang around with him/her and got no clue, cos no one seems to know who Legg Action is?! What is this 70s movie-thing all about? Is she/he in love with Soledad Miranda? Is Legg Action a she? Googling him/her is like finding just ourselves. Legg appears decent, doesn’t even upload his/her mixes on his own, claiming to think nobody would listen to ‘em.

We do say: the mixes we receive from that guy/grrrl are tough as nails and recommendations on its best! You might remember the “Was Schulmädchen verschweigen” - mix, we introduced to you last April.

Today Legg Action shoved over a second one, that is unbelievably incredible, again and a must-have gem to hold tight for a long night! “She Killed In Ecstasy” surrounds you for almost 80minutes with fine-flavoured electronic loveliness and chivalric entertaining mixing-skills.

Mediafire: Legg Action - She Killed In Ecstasy Part 1
Mediafire: Legg Action - She Killed In Ecstasy Part 2

handling of files: load them both to the same folder and unpack the Part 1, it’ll automatically unpack pt 2 for you and glue both files to one mp3.

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First time I’ve read the alias of Kurt Szelpuk - early this afternoon, still slightly looped and hardly able to grunt and grumble, even less to “think foreign-language” - the obvious dim-witted combination of the german word “Kur” (for cure) ahead of “Tech” made me raising an eyebrow.
Who the hell needs a techno-cure? How can a techno-cure be conducive for recuperation? How does a techno-spa looks like? Is this maybe a recreation park for Transformers? Do Autobots get along with the Decepticons there? Is techno-curing the next big thing and I should invest all my money immediately?

Of course Kurtech got no truck with taking a cure, far less a techno-cure - but maybe I should talk with him about my ideas. In the meantime this 17 year old boy from Australia should put his mind on remixing and producing music any more to exploit his full potential.

Thanks to Asian Dan where you also can read a short interview with Kurtech.

zShare: Danger - 11H30 (Kurtech Remix)
zShare: Daft Punk - Aerodynamic (Kurtech Remix)

Dear diary,

do you remember these days, when everything was as usual but younger?

You taught me how to spell S.P.O.N.G.E.B.O.B - and I told you all about the people I’ve never met. You lent me your support, when I was looking blue, got itchy feet or tangled with someone beefcake - and I always offered you a roost when you were pissed like a rat again. You came half-baked - and I made you street-smart. You were the fat one - and I wouldn’t become the stupid one, gosh darn it! You pitched beer, wax-crayons and Grand Hotel van Cleef to me - and I … like to thank you.

This one is for you.

zShare: Kettcar - Graceland (Plemo Remix)

Our Japanese voluntary employed field staff Yoko-Hat-Chi-Linh Okinawa dropped me the shortest short message yesterday:

“Can’t stop raving naked on the beach.”

First we did reckon he got too much pills between his grills and hitted reams of female Chinese tourists, again, until he lost some teeth by a weightlifting streethustler and now he’s freaking out on the seaside of his mind. So we collected all our loose cash and gave him a call, that felt like:

We: Hey Yoko, where the hell are you?
Yoko: Yo London, all’s fine in the hills of Akita.
We: Are you sober? You mumble!
Yoko: You European bastards can read the time? It is 2am here in Nippon!
We: What’s up with your textmsg?
Yoko: Remember Vens? He called me. We’re hustling hard, survive some struggle with my boombox in the streets and he got his new remix on tape repeated. He bothers me since 3 and a half hrs and I can’t keep my feet under control!
We: Sounds great, you idiot ship that thang around in 1hr?
Yoko: Don’t push me, cos I’m close to the eeeeeedge.
We: How will your night move on?
Yoko: We take the next plane to China to massage some Kobe-cattle and have saki with ‘em.

The connection was lost or our cash run out. But we got dependance and love for Yoko & Vens, received a hail of bullets and the new remix of “Baby You Can Do It” a few minutes later.

zShare: Baby the #1 Stunna feat. Toni Braxton - Baby You Can Do It (Vens Remix)

Fri, 20-06-08
Jena // Kassa >> Ueberschall: Jeff Smart, Racoon, Dj Booga, Mc Phowa
Leipzig // Distillery >> Kool Keith aka Dr. Octagon, Kutmasta Kurt
Berlin // Picknick >> Soft Tigers, Shir Khan, Jack Tennis, Dj Supermarkt
Berlin // Berghain >> Roman Flügel, Rhadoo, Benjamin Fehr
Berlin // Maria >> Egotronic, Fengari, Haito, Jane:t, Jubilee, Dendit, MissGee
Berlin // Tresor >> Jussi Pekka, Dole & Kom, Senze, Joey Beltram, Dash, Dry
Berlin // Watergate >> Turntablerocker, Fortsch, Evan Baggs
Berlin // Weekend >> Stoopid, C-Rock
Melbourne (AUS) // Eurotrash >> DISCOTEXAS AUSTRALIAN TOUR: Xinobi & Moulinex
Brisbane (AUS) // The Tivoli >> Cut Copy

Sat, 21-06-08
Berlin // Prenzlauer Berg >> for free: Jahcoozi, Strobocop, Chris de Luca vs Phono, …
Berlin // Info-Cafe Berlin-Paris >> laFraise fete de la musique
Berlin // Club Josef >> BBB: Jackson, Hostage, Randy Twigg, Birthday Party Crew
Berlin // Berghain >> Shonky, Prosumer, Margaret Dygas, Steffi, Dinky, Kyle Geiger, …
Berlin // Maria >> DJ Donna Summer, Sly1, Mr. Ouzo, Unkle T
Berlin // Tresor >> Remute, Sender Berlin, Rene Dachner, Neil Landstrumm, Suzi Wong, Baeks
Berlin // Watergate >> Kabale und Liebe, Will Saul, Jens Zimmermann, Yossi Amoyal, …
Berlin // Weekend >> Alex Barck
Madrid (ESP) // LOW Club >> Kavinsky
Iasi (RO) // Club XS >> Donovan