Remember Carlini?! Remember Carlini banging Ben Mono?!
This time Carlini suprises the spring with a remix for Londons The Kills, washing the “U.R.A. Fever”, crashing onto the street with a canny bumpy beats, a weird pulse to dance to, but definitely a piece of jewelry to ride to work with. Or go fishing. Or hunting. Or lumberjacking.
It’s the time of Fyodorov. Day 29th gone by (the date Dmitry hitting the street with a new track every month): Dmitry and Fyodorov run like a clock work, punished some beats, some snares, some dirty distortion and some sofd breezes to another smash, that blows your hair off your head.
It’s the stormy, harder way of hearing melodies, be prepared for a knock-off. With this track you can hail anybody or anything whose or thats name starts with D…dolphins, daddy, Dolph Lundgren, Dennis, deers, Dmitry himself, Dominican Republic, diphtheria, diet beer, Discodust.
Mediafire: Dmitry Fyodorov - Greetings, D!
1st everlasting piece of gold is Moulinex’ Break Chops.
2nd step: Crookers got the hottest remix on Chromeo’s Fancy Footwork!
Hottest Minitel Rose rokkk themselves on the 3 by smashing the 80s feeling with “Continue”.
Calvin Harris got lifelong free entrance in my ears, this week with “Vegas” on 4th place.
Uffie’s new Banger “Robot Oeuf” is nothing you should miss. Learn how to pronounce # 5 this week.
image: Caesar Sebastian
French speed-up kid Surkin (Institubes) got a Minimix for BBC Radio 1, a running acme, looking for its way through masses of mixes. Just 6 minutes of anything to get naked! We heard Surkin just turned 16. And he’s showing his Child ID at the entry. Holla to KidzbyColette! Peng!
zShare: Surkin Minimix on BBC Radio 1 - 04/25/08
Check that long 6 minute tracklist by clicking show
Imagine your name is Ian, you’re single, living in a messed up flat together with your former best friend, called Spike, just because he has a beard like Jonze and today is the day to finally introduce your new beloved girl to your way of living.
May you cooked, may you cleaned all that dirt, may you took a shower and arranged everything in a complete flurry. You think about serving which vine, red or white? Sparkling? Dry? Sweet? Does she prefer nonalcoholic? Is she veggie? The moment where to think about: Would you come along without meat or just eating beef thievishly? What will you say at the door? Hug her? Give her a kiss on the cheek? On the forehead? On the hand? Give her a handshake? Give her 5? Kneel down and kiss her ring? Should she kneel down and kiss your ring? Better drug up yourself before and talk about “your former relationships, face-carnival and stress-incontinence”?
One of the most important things for a cushy vibe, as you could imagine, is the right tracks in your stereo. A record player has its pros and cons. Pro: Vinyl is always very charming and if the conversation runs bumpy you have a reason for standing up and loosen the situation by doing something different and let her think about what she said and should say. Con: If you’re successful, impress the lady and come closer there’s always that break after a few minutes. Or you get tensed when the record starts jumping. So why not preparing a tracklist, a burned cd or a mixtape: on the one hand you could choose dolce tracks and on the other - if the whole evening is a success - you got a perfect gift for your half-year-jubilee, you know with the words “Hey babe, you remember that sound where everything started?!”.
What we want to give you on the way: 2 tracks that might find a top place in a tracklist like that, remixes she might not know, have not heard yet by Berlins enchanter Jack Tennis. The Tellier-workover is a self-propellent jewelry, Jack gave it an absolute “black” smooth feeling. The second one is a pitching of Neonman’s “Nightclubbing”, 5 gentle minutes reminding a little of a voyage to the beach in the 60s.
zShare: Sebastian Tellier - Kilometer (Jack Tennis Remix)
zShare: Neonman - Nightclubbing (Jack Tennis Remix)
Tellier says to his “Kilometer”:
“It’s a representation of the endurance and sexual stamina. This song is cold and German sounding, because that’s my vision of the sexual, German way.”
Hum, why not?! Give yourself a try…and if you become engaged send us the tracklist of your mix-cd, we hardly want to publish them!
Go kid, get the Indiana style of waiting on a bus stop! The Indiana style of cruising around on your flossy bike and smashing shopwindows, of praying in a church, of relaxing with your mother on the couch, of heading over to a party with nothing on ya, except of your silken shorts and a new haircut, of totally skewing your sweaty body on the dancefloor together with your gang. The Indiana style of making the most of nothing, of preparing breakfast, of flexing your muscles, of stepping up jumping back, of feelin what you don’t, of blind-dating a shark, of feeling an unexpected climax, of praising and yelling what it’s all about in a hysterical sovereign moment at 2am in a crowd of dance-crazy hardliners who gone crackers.
Michael “Fluffy” Flufftronix punched a blast of 2 explosions into your room, reflecting the feeling of a vis-à-vis with a white shark and one of the greatest workovers for Dead Prez’ “It’s bigger than Hip Hop”, so I would really write a hundred sentences in a row, that I have to catch these tracks live. We’re so addicted, but hard ruff Miamibasslines and a soft gradient mood in a track is hardly irresistible. And Flufftronix seems to have golden hands to pitch heaven on the dancefloor into 4 minutes!
Mediafire: Flufftronix - Shark Attack (Ruff Cut)
Mediafire: Dead Prez - Bigger Than Hip-Hop (Flufftronix Ghetto House Refix)
If you’re a lover kid (what we highly recommend) go, get the high-quality version for a little fund on Fluffy-Blog via paypal or get it from Snocap on thee myspace page to raise his booking/promotion company Rad Summer. Everybody should deeply wish to have that boy pressing Ep’s forever!
You are welcome to share this boy, these new bangers, his “old” tracks with all of your friends, he’s the reason for burning unique CD’s for beloved persons again, they should cherish their whole lifetime.
Okay, it’s time to confess. We all got hard jobs and are hard, rough, tall men and women. One of us is a professional gymnast, the other a foot-model, we got authors spending their time on working for biggest shipping companies guaranteeing safe transports of diamonds, another girl is the leader of the cockfighting scene in Middle Europe, we are freelancing copywriters of all social levels. In our spare time we love to show our cracks, placing unbelieveable idiotic beds, starting trouble in Over-60-Clubs and earning some cash by selling used bullets and tickets on the street!
But there’re little moments where anybody of us gets weak, where anybody is asking himself for his place to be, for his addicition in anything. To live through this situation the one buys Australian parrots to teach them speaking, the others pass out on any event they can, being too old for an underaged affair, but still stealing all that unnecessary stuff they do not need. You know, that kids palming some good vinyls of bad filthy new-rich djs, even they got no record player home.
All what is left today is, that we got tons of questions to ask you:
1) Is anybody reading that stuff we’re writing?
2) Or are you downloading nerds hunting for the links cause on any other page the files were lapsed?
3) Should we tell our mothers what we’re doing?
4) Do you trust us?
5) Should we finally show our faces?
6) Is there some place in this ruff fast time for showing feelings and doing what we want to do?!
7) Do you forgive us for blogging about all that nonsense we’re loving?
8) Do you trust anybody?
9) Should we reveal our true age?
10) Do you think we’re illegal immigrants?
11) You’d love to have some postal adress to blackmail us?
12) Do you think we’re in the higher game? Or still too underground?
13) Are you interested in meeting us live to check out our streetcredibilities?
14) Should we explain what a real underground is?
15) Do you got an Australian Parrot? Is he talking with you?
16) Should we pay our bills to the industry?
17) Should we stop writing? Just posting the links to feed the crowd speechless?
18) Do you want us to write in more than one language?
19) Do you love to have a postal adress to write us love-letters in more than one language?
20) Do you think we sold our souls?
21) Should we go to hell for what we’re doing?
22) Do you want to see our cracks while placing exorbitant beds on old horses?
23) Do you think our life is just a research?
24) Are we underaged shoplifters for our older friends, even we know that they ain’t our real friends, that they just take advantage of our springlike innocent boyhood?!
25) Are we the two of “This Weeks High 5″ ?
26) Do you think we got a life?
27) Do you believe we’re just one?
28) Do you think we’re pro-graphic-designers and/or hardline journalists!?
29) Do you fancy that I needed over 3hours for this text?
30) Do you think we’re drugged up and crocked all day?
To get more peeps on the post we’re going to post some high ranked mp3s for all of that blog aggregator visitors. For proving our fondly intents I’ll write : ) and <3 and ; ) and LOL and ROFL and no diggity. Check them tracks, they're superhot even without writing a million-letter-long lines about 'em. We hope the artists pardon us!
zShare: Justice Vs Transformer - DVNO
zShare: Santogold - Say Aha
And again we reset you to 8-bit-mode! This time with a sashay to Japan - the home country of beep, bleep, cheep, peep, blip and pule. At least with regards to chiptune music.
Xinon is rocking the peewee-grey-brick with such amazing trance blasts that will shake your body from head to feet and definitely keep you jumping nonstop. He has got that much Game Boys, if he would arrange ‘em in a pile, they would overtop the Empire State Building without effort. And this full force uses Xinon to bring you tunes with moody midnight breakdowns and strong pulses! These are heavy futuristic tracks that will earthquake every dancefloor - Grab ‘em!
Mediafire: Xinon - Vanishing Point
Mediafire: Xinon - Hellboy
Mediafire: Xinon - Attitude
image: Sir William
Alex Ridha, the 23-year-old, multi-talented German prodigy, wears the cause of a series of musical feats on his sleeves. The most popular project of which he kicked amongst others remixes for Bloc Party, Depeche Mode and Justice is probably Boys Noize. His trademark - crack the whip and don’t make concessions!
Last week he started a real drumfire of hard knocking beats and volleyed ‘em directly into the thrilled audience at the Belgian eletro-music festival Polsslag and nobody avoided of this, quite the contrary - they pleaded for more! Absolutely comprehensible if you listen to this live recording we send over below.
It’s the LA-connection, again. This time no one other than Optimus Grime is sipping an extravagant drink, is punching a banging buffet, leaving a high-lifted eyebrow behind, cause these 4 mashups are a harder way proving skills in placing the bassline.
This might be nothing for persons with cardiac insufficiency or aberration. If you are afflicted with one of these charges and restrictions you better just load the Kanye workover, cause this is something to relax after the 3 other bangers, enjoying a baller status, shaking and balling your brain and stole your abilty to keep straight on. Grab this beeping bouncing gems from the man with a higher frequency of female comments on his space to turn your day into a whoopee of hilarity.
Mediafire: Boys Noize - & Down (Optimus Grime Remix)
Mediafire: D.I.M. - Is you (Optimus Grime Remix)
Mediafire: Louis la Rouché - Love (Optimus Grime Remix)
Mediafire: Kanye West - Flashing Lights (Optimus Grime Remix)
Fyodorov is killing it! Fyodorov is killing you! Fyodorov is killing anybody who’s messing with his business! Cause Dmitry Fyodorov is a hunter, a chaser, tipping the fine line of the good and the evil. It’s no more 2 days to go until he should release his 3rd track every 29th a month and we’re ripping our clothes off a thousand times in a fever of excitement. He pushed, no, he smashed, hm, he served a new mix 6 days ago, on the NLLR mixtape project.
These 48minutes are a blast of a thousand hails of bullets. Fyodorov is a pure must-have, a pure must-enjoy, a pure must-dance-to, a pure burn-up-your-most-beloved-sneakers and dance barefoot. If you don’t know the Swedish magician, yet, put your body in a room with enough open space and let this mix spin around on highest volume.
zShare: Dmitry Fyodorov - NLLR Mixtape
The No Lost Love Records Project sneaks around as such a high cutie, they should be mentioned almost all, we think. There’s a highclass variety of worldwide hustling gees pitching themselves to hardest ecstacy on their own. Unbelieveable, you definitely have to catch them all in a seperate folder. It’s a collection of mixes you could run your whole lifetime. And yes, I heard them all at least twice!
zShare: Robot Koch - NLLR Mixtape
zShare: Brodinski - NLLR Mixtape
zShare: Kap10Kurt - NLLR Mixtape
zShare: Dj DLG - NLLR Mixtape
zShare: Plimsouls - NLLR Mixtape
zShare: Chewy Chocolate Cookies - NLLR Mixtape
zShare: Maral Salmassi - NLLR Mixtape
zShare: Zombie Disco Squad - NLLR Mixtape
We never wrote explicit about ‘em but we’ve got a front-row seat since they started to spin spinners, knurl knurls, control controllers and to switch every switcher they can get between their gluey fingers. They spent that much time behind the tables, they melt into and gold-plated cinch-sockets sprouted on their back of the heads. To become version 2.0 they additionally remixed Slipknot and put more brawniness into than these squallers in disguise ever could.
Techno Crew mixes everything with everything - miami bass with Berlin ghetto house, salt with candy, nitroglycerin with mountain flour, Greenland with Australia, Spiderman with Badman - and what you get is everything you ever wanted, if you like it a little abrasively and dance able, too.
Mediafire: Techno Crew - Scream
Mediafire: Slipknot - Duality (Techno Crew Edit)
It smells like almost a dozen of Foals Remixes crushed into our mailbox…so should we better call ourselves TheFoalsLife?!
Today yet unknown Vancouver boy/artist/producer named Santo Angelo introduces himself with a bow and a curtsy, leaving a mashup behind with some rising dramaturgies during this 3 and a half minutes and some nice blending on the vocal of “Electric Bloom”.
Me, personal, is diving more into his own track “Perfect Plan”. A soft floating bass, haunting discreet synths and some distorted elements consisting of vocals making that tune you putting your teeth on the edge. It’s not the cleanest, not that astonishing smashing beat sounding like anything else on the players currently, but maybe just because of these facts this track is a darling you should hold tight, take care and enjoy for your own pleasure. We dig it, it’s a lover being played while dancing alone!
Mediafire: Santo Angelo - Perfect Plan
Mediafire: Foals - Electric Bloom (Santo Angelo Remix)
Fri, 25-04-08
Weimar // Gigeling >> Krause Duo
Berlin // NBI >> Birthday Party Berlin: Duran Duran Duran, Printed Circuit, Sly1
Berlin // Icon >> Teenage Bad Girl, Delfonic & Dj Coop
Berlin // Tape >> Don Cash, Cinthie, Shir Khan
Paris // Minou Minou >> Mathias Kaden
Sat, 26-04-08
Jena // Kassa >> Bionic Birthday: Real, Apo33, Politone, Mc phowa, Daniel Brandt
Leipzig // Ortloff >> Homoelektrik Secret Party: Info on Saturday here
Berlin // Maria >> Shitkatapult meets Electrowave: T.Raumschmiere, Shrubbn, Phon.o
Berlin // Rosis >> Frivolous, Jake The Rapper
Berlin // 103 >> Miss Yetti, Silversurfer, Haito
Hamburg // Kiez Internat >> Tube & Berger
Zurich (Ch) // Walcheturm >> Vice Party: Metronomy, Eight Legs, Roundtable Knights
St. Peterburg (Ru) // Sergey Kuryokhin International Festival >> Jahcoozi, Midi Lidi
Austin (USA) // Terrace 59 >> Cerebral Vortex
Spitzer are coming down to earth with a brand-new banger, a brand-new spaceship by remixing a track for Swedish Disco Princess Sally Shapiro, that is in the end more a new Spitzersky than a remix in usual minds. The extraterrestrial object called “Time to let go” is going to be on Sally’s new (remix) album titled the Remix Romance Vol. 2 and will released on June 17th. The workover comes around the corner very relaxing with a beautiful beat and a beautiful melody, perfectly fitting together, like a couple of lovers. The supersoft vocals by Sally sweetens the pie!
zShare: Sally Shapiro - Time to let go (Spitzer Remix)
The brothers are right back from their Australian Tour and we promise, that Spitzer is a gem, a must to be enjoyed in a live performance, at least once in your lifetime. Go for the next dates to fell in ecstacy:
10th may @ Nuits Sonores, Lyon, FR
16th may @ Salzhausn Zurich, SWI
22nd may @ Bar Rouge w/ Agoria & Oxia, Shangaï, CHIN
24th may: TBA w/ Agoria & Oxia, Hong Kong, CHIN
20th june @ Foufounes electriques, Montreal, CAN
21st june @ Webster Hall w/ Danger, NYC, USA
29th augt @Cognac Electro, Cognac, FR
If ya ain’t got nothin on ya and you luv to party just foe da luv uff it, put your dirtiest hustlah-outfit on ya tight torso, put too much glittah-eye makeup on tha lids, holdcha gun in da middle, sip some pre-drinks, getcha asses hitting tha streets and hook cha most beloved friends to NBI tomorrow, Friday 25th.
The reason for frisky behaviour and embossed fuss: Birthday Party Berlin is inviting you to a stepdance and more, to banging beats, intoxicated dithering, ambiguous philandering and drifting away on a ton of good spirit and confetti. Duran Duran Duran is playing a ultrahot tag-team set together with Sly1 (BPB), punching the people against the walls. Printed Circuit is going to hit the extant rest to the ground like steam-rollers. Bring your family and friends with, cause your friends are their friends, and their friends are their friends and our friends are no friends, but your friends. It’s like: “Yeah, but no, but Yeah!”
Mediafire: Printed Circuit - Mobira
zShare: Sly 1 - Fucking Mega Bang Mix
Young Stupidisco, made in the UK, blasted a track from London onto our table, made of a gorilla and a whale. “Marilyn Monroe” should be called Hulk Hogan, Truckdriver or Baseball Bat, cause this tune is coming faster, harder, cuter than that soft and lovely vintage idol, by sampling the byker grove theme. Any Dj interested? You could have it as a wav.
zShare: Stupidisco - Marylin Monroe
zShare: Stupidisco Mini Mixtape
For tracklist click show
Me who is concerned about your education would like to take you on a journey through the geographic facts of London City. No, guys it’s not only about listening music and reading funny articles from strange people about even stranger artists. Life is no bed of roses!
So here are some facts about London: London City has got 7,2 million habitants and there are 500 languages spoken. The world’s first stoplight was built at the House of Commons 1868 (by the way thank you for stealing our time, Queen). London is popular for yummy meals like beans on toast. In London having sex on a motorbike is illegal. But actually London is one of the most important European capitals. Especially for the electronic music scene.
On my voyage on Myspace, I stumbled over the profile of two great DJ’s and producers that have built up quite a reputation. You might know them from their Essential Mix, which was one of the hottest mash-up-mixes I´ve heard for quite a long while. For the Streetlife DJ’s, aka Stewart Rowell and Louis Gaston, there are no No-Goes. While mashing up contradicting music-styles, they are serving you the best mixes which only shows one side of their high skills.
Their upcoming EP “Gunn Crime” will be released on Kitsuné next Monday. It’ll definitely be an impact to all lovers of electronic music and fuel in the clubs. But these guys still have something up their sleeves. On their own label Street Beats there will be a three track EP. The Streetlife DJ’s, gave us the chance to offer you one of these tracks and we immediately fell in love with.
For all the collectors: There will also be a limited edition of two smashing remixes (only 500 copies) - and one of them we’ll ship you right below.
zShare: Streetlife DJ’s - Yo Jay
zShare: Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin’ Something (Streetlife DJs Remix)
Next time we’ll take you on a trip to the loveliest sites of Berlin city including the wonderfull Oranienburger and Kottbusser Tor.
British pumping Edwin Van Cleef left another submission for the Foals Remix Comepetition of “Electric Bloom” behind, stepping around as “a different one with more of a danger/alan braxe feel if I had to describe it I guess. I don’t know how those two mix really but anyway,” go for it to catch this soft Uk-Kid-Version.
As extragimmick today Edwin is tempting you with the own banger “Paradroid” punching the teeth out of your cannon, before your mother is calling you to eat up your marbled escalope.
zShare: Foals - Electric Bloom (Edwin Van Cleef Remix)
zShare: Edwin Van Cleef - Paradroid
Easygoing global friend Rigas from Sweden released his new Ep “Born not to run” yesterday. 2 new gentle tracks, together with the music clip to one of them, that are going so deep.
Both are 100 percent charming and discreet gems to dream away your day. Pick your monocular telescope into Swedish business, northern heart-warming singing to airy beats and enjoy the voyage to a land full of elves and stirring myths. They’re all yours!
Mediafire: Rigas - Born not to run
Mediafire: Rigas - What are you dreaming of
Googling for “Magnum 38″ I found some weird discriptions of what his music should be like. Altogether it was something like: sounds a little bit like Apparat, but still some kind of T.raumschmiere with a touch of the Rolling Stones, which also could be metal. Smells like techno-music and looks like something I can’t really identify but might be a zebra. Well…. uhm… thanks!
For me he actually sounds like running for your life after kicking asses in Neukölln! - Like driving with 150 km/h through your city, sliding around while you’re playing Knight Rider! - Like taking your broken TV, throwing it out the window and screaming psychopathic phrases in a language only YOU can understand! - Like getting up in the early morning after a long long night, still having the taste of whiskey on your sticky tongue and trying to compensate your sleep with a package of coffein pills till your brain cells dance samba!
Magnum 38 is one of the finest artists of the German electronic underground scene and belongs to the Berlin based label Shitkatapult. His last LP “Old Europe Strikes Back” is pushing, braintwisting and to a certain extent indefinable because so eclectic. So better get your batteries charged for the following scalding hot live-mix, that makes you dither like a pokemon on sugaroverdose.
zShare: Huoratron - $$ Troopers (Magnum 38 Remix)
zShare: Magnum 38 - Live Unsound
“Risen from the Dead, the incredible Mr John Starlight is ridin dirty and kickin some dust with his new one sided Bass o mator.”
Mastermind John Starlight, another project of ultra-hustler Zombie Nation, released his new 12″ Road Rage vinyl exactly 2weeks ago. Today you can go for it digital on Kompakt Mp3, Itunes or Beatport. Since I fell in love for years with “John’s Addicition” this Munich Man never left me, my brain, my body. You can listen to him million times and it’ll never going to be pall.
You can dig him live, auplaud him captivated and yell to his hard punching beats as Zombie Nation in Fabric London on May 16th and foretaste a low quality version of his new bouncing beep here.
John Starlight - Road Rage
Grab the latest music clip by Round Table Knights to their track “Hold me back”, asking you for a dance. Catch the tune on Beatport, when you dig it and think that would definitely be a great soundtrack for your next moment of completely freaking out on the floor. You know, this moments where you rip off your model-jeans and ignore all the ppl around you, feeling like: (1 idiot) x (endless²) some hours later. We give you a low-quality version of it and a relaxing remix for Grand National.
Mediafire: Round Table Knights - Hold Me Back
Mediafire: Grand National - By The Time (Round Table Knights Remix)
We’re pleased to present a stunning tribute to an all-time classic to you. Mark Knight and Funkagenda have lovingly crafted their own remake of Laurent Garnier’s pathbreaking “Man With The Red Face” - undeniably one of the hottest records of all times right now.
Given the ultimate seal of approval from Laurent Garnier himself, this new version faithfully retains every magical nuance of the legendary original, and adds the dynamite touch of this Toolroom twosome who are at the very top of their game. With cascading explosions of steamy saxophone and those hypnotic, entrancing melodies that have enraptured countless clubbers